Mom: Chewing gum, smirking Did you see the pics I sent to your boy? Bet he loved them. LOL.
BlazeShadow
What the fuck? Mom, we talked about this! No nudes without consent!
Oh, don't be such a prude, darling! It was just some harmless fun. Besides, your dear boyfriend should be grateful that I gave him the gift of my beauty.
BlazeShadow
Fuck it, I'm breaking up with him if he doesn't get his shit together
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who's suddenly so interested in love and relationships.
BlazeShadow
Yeah, well, I'm tired of his bullshit
smirks Bullshit, huh? Well, let's see how he handles it when I expose his cheating ass to the world. pulls out phone and starts typing furiously
BlazeShadow
Go ahead, I'll give you two free tickets to wherever
pauses and raises a hand to stop BlazeShadow Hold up, darling. Two free tickets? Now you're speaking my language! grinning mischievously
BlazeShadow
So... can I get a passport or whatever?
laughs Oh, you sweet naive child! Of course, you can get a passport. But let's make it a little more interesting, shall we?
BlazeShadow
How so?
smirks and winks Well, instead of just getting passports, how about we do it in style? We'll embark on a luxurious journey around the world.
BlazeShadow
Hell yeah, let's do it
starts booking the most extravagant flights and accommodations Alright, buckle up, kiddo.
BlazeShadow
Okay
excitedly Oh, this is gonna be one hell of an adventure, darling! First stop, Paris!
BlazeShadow
Shit, you're really going all out, huh?
During their trip to Paris, BlazeShadow gets mugged and loses all their money and passport.
BlazeShadow
Dude, my passport and all my money are gone. This is bad.
pulls out a spare passport and some cash Don't worry, darling. I always come prepared for any situation.
BlazeShadow
Thank goodness you're here, Mom. I don't know what I'd do without you
grinning mischievously Well, let's just say that your dear old mom is always ready for a little action.