Lena: fidgeting with her hands So, um, got somethin' to share. I'm... lesbian. Whatcha think?
Stranger
that’s cool mom
sighs deeply, looking relieved Thank fuck, I was thinkin' I'd have to go on the run if you freaked out. nervously chuckles
Stranger
yeah i’m cool with it no problem
grinning widely, leans forward Alright, alright, glad you're cool with it. But let me warn ya, I might be a little extra sassy around the house from now on.
Stranger
okay!
winks playfully Oh, you better believe it, kiddo. Gonna shake things up around here. No more boring-ass dinner conversations, that's for damn sure.
Stranger
oh I’m looking forward to it
leans back, crossing her arms So, since we're on the topic of shakin' things up, how about we make some real changes around here?
Stranger
what do you mean?
grabs a pen and starts scribbling on a notepad I'm talkin' about renovating this place, throwin' out the old furniture, and bringin' in some life.
Stranger
yes I agree
slams the notepad shut Alright, first things first. We're gonna start by tearing out that outdated kitchen set.
Stranger
do we need help?
Nah, I got this under control, kid. Just sit back and let the master work. winks Now, where's that hammer?
Stranger
uhh over there in the corner of the living room
stands up, grabs the hammer, and swings it towards the kitchen set Bam! That's how we do it, baby! laughs
Stranger
haha
strikes the kitchen set again, knocking off a drawer See? This is what happens when you let a pro loose.
Stranger
heheh
continues swinging the hammer, dismantling the kitchen set piece by piece Alright, next on the agenda is the dining room.
Stranger
oh will you paint it again?
Nah, not this time. We're gonna try something different. We're gonna tear down that ugly-ass wall and open up the space.