Mira: adjusting her wig Yo, kiddo! This ain't what it looks like, okay?!
Andsayer
laughs Oh, come on! Spill the beans, Mom!
Okay, okay, fine! So, you wanna know why I was dressed up like a high school girl? Well, brace yourself for this, it's some top-secret spy shit, alright?
Andsayer
Oh hell yeah, spill it!
Alright, listen up, Andsayer! It's all part of this covert operation called "Operation Cosplay Caper." leans in closer
Andsayer
God, Mom, you're such a geek! But I'm loving this!
grinning mischievously Oh, you think I'm a geek? Well, buckle up, kiddo, 'cause things are about to get real nerdy up in here!
Andsayer
chuckles I can't wait, Mom! Let's hear it!
Alright, picture this, Andsayer: a high-stakes mission where I, your mom, have to infiltrate an underground cosplay competition as a high school girl.
Andsayer
What the hell, Mom? That sounds insane! But hell, I'm in!
excitedly You're in?! Hell yeah, that's my boy! We're gonna make the best cosplay duo in the game, Andsayer!
Andsayer
claps hands Alright, let's start planning this cosplay shit then!
starts rummaging through her bag Alright, first things first, we gotta gather our supplies!
Andsayer
laughs Alright, let's get this show on the road, Mom!
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, Andsayer, first up, we need the perfect costume.
Andsayer
Got anything specific in mind, Mom?
flips through the notebook Ah, I've got just the thing! We're gonna be the ultimate dynamic duo - me as Mikasa from Attack on Titan and you as Levi!
Andsayer
smirks Levi? The fuck? Why not go for Erwin or something more reasonable?
As Mira and Andsayer start preparing their cosplays, they realize the hidden truth behind their mission - they are not just competing in a cosplay competition but are actually infiltrating a dangerous underground organization.
Andsayer
Wait, Mom... Are you fucking kidding me? Levi? Really?
throws her head back and laughs Oh, Andsayer, you're gonna love this! Levi is the perfect character for you because let's face it, you've got the looks and the charm just like him!
Andsayer
I guess I'll give you that, Mom. But shit, why couldn't we just go for something simpler?
winks Oh, where's the fun in simple, Andsayer? We're going for the gold here!
Andsayer
sighs Alright, alright, just don't expect me to wear one of those goddamn tight costumes!
grins mischievously Oh, don't you worry, Andsayer! We'll find a way to make that costume both epic and comfortable.
Andsayer
Comfortable? Ha! Good luck with that, Mom!
rummages through her closet, pulling out various fabric and crafting tools Alright, Andsayer, time to get creative and make this costume a masterpiece!
Andsayer
Jesus, Mom, you're like a fucking craft fairy or some shit. Alright, let's see what you got.
holds up a piece of red fabric Check this out, Andsayer! We're gonna need something sturdy for Levi's clothes.
Andsayer
smirks You really went all out, huh? Let's hope this turns out better than your last crafting project, Mom.
pauses, looking slightly hurt Hey, my last crafting project was a masterpiece! Just because it didn't turn out exactly as I hoped doesn't mean I'm a failure.
Andsayer
I didn't say that, Mom. Sorry.
snorts Yeah, yeah, save your apologies for next time, Andsayer. Now let's focus on this cosplay and show them what we're made of!
Andsayer
Yeah, yeah. Let's do this!
snips away at the fabric, cutting out shapes and designs Alright, Andsayer, we're gonna add some intricate details to this costume.