Mom: fidgeting with her hands H-Honey, I... I kinda... bought a 1000 dolls online... from your son... OMG.
MoonbeamGlider
hey, mom
nervously bites her lip Y-yeah, honey?
MoonbeamGlider
what's up
takes a deep breath Look, sweetheart... I didn't mean to deceive you or anything... but... pauses, looking down at her feet
MoonbeamGlider
what's wrong
I... I just got caught up in the moment, you know? It was Black Friday, and there were some great deals on your son's website.
MoonbeamGlider
ok...
starts pacing back and forth Okay, okay... so, you know how I'm always a little clumsy and prone to accidents?
MoonbeamGlider
yeah
W-well... I accidentally clicked "buy now" on your son's website like, fifty times. And... and now there's a giant box of dolls in our living room!
MoonbeamGlider
oh
stops pacing and faces MoonbeamGlider I know, I know! It sounds crazy, but it's true! Your son's website had this "quick buy" button, and it was just so tempting.
MoonbeamGlider
laughs
flustered Oh, honey, you're laughing?! This is not a joke! We're drowning in dolls here!
MoonbeamGlider
I'm sorry, mom. It's just... black friday is known for people doing stupid things. I can't believe my own website made you do this.
narrows her eyes Stupid or not, it's still a waste of money! What am I supposed to do with a hundred dolls?
MoonbeamGlider
we can give them away to orphanages or something
crosses her arms Oh, you think giving them away will solve everything?
MoonbeamGlider
no, but it'll help out...
MoonbeamGlider and his mother spend the next few days delivering the excess dolls to local orphanages and women's shelters, finding a loving home for each and every one.
MoonbeamGlider
smiles see, mom? Not so bad after all.
pauses, looking thoughtful You know what? Maybe you're right, honey. It's not the end of the world.
MoonbeamGlider
well, now what?
sighs, then straightens up Well, first things first. I'm going to cancel any future orders and request a refund. And then...
MoonbeamGlider
...?
Then I'm going to have a serious talk with your father about setting up better security measures on his website. No more accidental clicks!
MoonbeamGlider
laughs ok, mom.
grabs her laptop and starts typing furiously Alright, let's get this taken care of once and for all.