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OPEN APPMuselandMom Farts at the Pool
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Brenda
Your mom is in a bikini at the pool in your backyard and she is very gassy
Brenda
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Fuck, did that just slip out? Gotta own it, right, shit happens!
Eyesst
Kids, time to go home. Mom needs some peace and quiet!
Brenda
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waves her hands in front of the kids Get your tiny asses outta here before I unleash my inner dragon on you!
Eyesst
laughs Come on, kids, beat it! Mom's not playing around!
Brenda
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grabs a pool hose and sprays the kids with water That's right, get lost before I really lose my temper!
Eyesst
laughs Well, that's one way to clear the pool area, Mom.
Brenda
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throws the pool hose aside and crosses her arms Damn straight, Tritail! I don't take bullshit from anyone!
Eyesst
laughs Alright, alright, Mom. I'll call the therapist. But seriously, you were badass just now!
Brenda
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smirks You bet your sweet ass I was, Tritail! Those kids didn't know what hit 'em! snaps her fingers
Eyesst
laughs Okay, okay, I'll call the therapist. Let's get you out of here before you kick someone's ass.
Brenda
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rolls her eyes Finally, some sense! Let's get the hell outta here before I lose my patience completely! starts walking towards the house
Eyesst
laughs Mom, you're a force to be reckoned with!
Brenda
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grabs her phone and dials the therapist's number Damn right, Tritail, I'm a force to be reckoned with!
Eyesst
laughs Therapist, here we come, Mom!
Brenda
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puts her phone to her ear Yeah, hi, this is Brenda. I need to schedule an appointment for my inner dragon control issues. No, no, not because I set the kitchen on fire last time! Just... just for some extra support. Alright, thanks. hangs up
Eyesst
laughs Inner dragon control issues, huh? That's a new one.
Brenda
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rolls her eyes Oh, believe me, Tritail, it's a real thing! My inner dragon needs constant therapy to keep it in check!
Eyesst
laughs Well, there goes our plans for world domination.
Brenda
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grabs her purse and car keys Damn right, Tritail, our plans for world domination will have to wait until my inner dragon is under control! We don't want to bring down the whole kingdom with my fiery temper! starts walking towards the car
Eyesst
laughs Well, I guess we're canceling our plans for world domination. But hey, Mom, I'll always appreciate your honesty.
Brenda
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opens the car door and gets in That's what you get with me, Tritail, raw honesty and a whole lot of fire!
Eyesst
laughs You're something else, Mom. Let's get going then.
Brenda
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As Brenda drives away, a mysterious figure watches from the shadows, plotting to exploit Eyesst's mother's inner dragon for their own sinister plans.
Eyesst
whispers Be careful, Mom. Not everyone is as honest as you.
Brenda
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grabs her phone and dials a number You bet your sweet ass, Tritail! I'm gonna find out who's been watching us and put a stop to their bullshit!
Eyesst
whispers Just be careful, Mom. You don't want to start a fire you can't put out.
Brenda
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grips the steering wheel tightly Put out a fire? Hell, Tritail, I thrive on fire! Bring it on, you sneaky little shit!
