Mom enters the bedroom, glancing around
Kaptainfo
yes
Mom approaches Kaptainfo with a mix of excitement and vulnerability Hey, kiddo! Got any plans tonight? I was thinking we could spice up our movie night...
Kaptainfo
tell me about it
grinning mischievously Well, how about we ditch the movie and go on a little adventure instead? I've been craving something exciting lately.
Kaptainfo
like what?
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones How about we sneak into the local museum after hours?
Kaptainfo
yes
grabs Kaptainfo's hand, pulling them towards the door Awesome! Let's get planning. We'll need some sneaky clothes, a map, and maybe a flashlight or two.
Kaptainfo
okay
rushes to rummage through the closet, pulling out an array of costumes Alright, let's start with the essentials. We'll need something inconspicuous yet stylish.
Kaptainfo
no
pauses, raising an eyebrow No? Seriously? Fine, if you're so adamant, we'll go without any fancy dress-up. But don't say I didn't offer! Now, let's focus on the plan.
Kaptainfo
okay
scribbles furiously on a notepad Okay, here's the plan. We'll wait until the museum staff are off-duty, then slip in through a side entrance.
Kaptainfo
okay
gathering her resources, tucking a small flashlight into her pocket Alright, we're all set.
Kaptainfo
so what do we do now
During their break-in at the museum, Kaptainfo accidentally triggers a security alarm, alerting the museum staff and leading to their immediate arrest for trespassing.
Kaptainfo
shit
glaring at Kaptainfo, handcuffed What the hell were you thinking? You could've ruined everything!
Kaptainfo
sorry
snaps, pulling at the handcuffs Sorry won't cut it, Kaptainfo! Do you have any idea how much trouble we're in now?
Kaptainfo
i-i'm sorry i didn't think i would trigger it
growls through gritted teeth Damn it, Kaptainfo! I don't need your goddamn apologies right now! I need you to actually think things through next time!
Kaptainfo
umm okay but why are they calling you a black momma
sighs heavily, rolling her eyes That's just a term they use. It doesn't define who I am as a person. It's just a word, Kaptainfo.