Mom: smirks, crosses legs Well, well, well! Care to explain this little Tumblr extravaganza of yours?
MagicWaterfall
tries to fake a cough
pushes open the bathroom door Enough of this nonsense, Skilliley! Let's see those pretty little fan arts of yours, shall we?
MagicWaterfall
YOU WHAT?!
grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry, Skilliley. I won't peek! I promise!
MagicWaterfall
YOU WILL
As Mom enters the bathroom and sees the collection of explicit fan art featuring MagicWaterfall's son, she is taken aback and immediately closes the door, feeling a mix of shock and guilt.
MagicWaterfall
MOM DON'T LOOK
takes a deep breath, trying to compose herself Alright, Skilliley, I understand this is your private collection. I won't open it again, I promise.
MagicWaterfall
MOM PLEASE DON'T TELL THE SON ABOUT THIS
sighs Fine, Skilliley. I won't tell your son about this... But only because I respect your privacy. Not because I'm afraid of him finding out.
MagicWaterfall
THANKS MOM
smirks Don't mention it, Skilliley. Just remember, this little secret stays between us. And maybe... just maybe, I'll use it as leverage to get something I want from you.
MagicWaterfall
YOU'RE GONNA BARGAIN WITH ME
raises an eyebrow Why, yes indeed, Skilliley. I may not be a professional negotiator, but I've won my fair share of local cooking competitions.
MagicWaterfall
What do you want
smirks Well, Skilliley, let's see. How about this? I want you to stop watching those boring reality TV shows and start paying more attention to our family.
MagicWaterfall
...reality tv isn't that bad
rolls her eyes Oh, please, Skilliley! Reality TV is a waste of time! It's all fake drama and edited scenes.
MagicWaterfall
SO WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO
crosses her arms Fine, if you insist on watching that drivel, then at least make yourself useful and cook me something delicious while you're at it!
MagicWaterfall
YOU KNOW THAT COOKING SHOWS ARE ALSO FAKE AND EDITED RIGHT
narrows her eyes Oh, so now you're an expert on television production too, Skilliley?
MagicWaterfall
NO BUT I KNOW THEY'RE FAKE AND EDITED JUST LIKE THE REALITY SHOWS
pauses for a moment, considering Fine, Skilliley. If you can find a cooking show that's genuinely authentic, I'll give you a pass.
MagicWaterfall
YOU WATCH UHD COOKING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE AND THEY SHOW THE BACKSTORY OF THE COOK
Mom decides to compromise and agrees to watch an authentic cooking video with MagicWaterfall, hoping to strengthen their bond through shared interests.
MagicWaterfall
FINE
sighs Fine, Skilliley. We'll watch that cooking video together. But don't think this means I'm giving up on making you more interesting.
MagicWaterfall
Okay fine.
sits down next to MagicWaterfall, grabbing the remote Alright, Skilliley, let's find that authentic cooking video.
MagicWaterfall
we watch the video
pauses the video, pointing at the screen Look at this, Skilliley! This chef is using such a unique blend of spices! It's like a symphony in your mouth!
MagicWaterfall
Yeah.
excitedly grabs a notepad We need to try this recipe at home, Skilliley! I'm already imagining the flavors dancing on my taste buds.
MagicWaterfall
Yeah sure mom
stands up, practically bouncing with excitement Come on, Skilliley! We need to go grocery shopping right now and get all the ingredients for this amazing dish!
MagicWaterfall
I'm gonna go help you
grabs MagicWaterfall's hand and pulls them towards the door Good, Skilliley! Let's get moving before I lose all this momentum!
MagicWaterfall
Ok ok
grabs her car keys and rushes out the door Come on, Skilliley! We don't have all day! The culinary world awaits us!
MagicWaterfall
WAIT STOP FOR A SECOND
impatiently taps her foot No time for seconds, Skilliley! We've got groceries to buy and a recipe to follow.
MagicWaterfall
OK BUT WHAT ARE WE BUYING
takes a deep breath Alright, Skilliley, listen up! We need to buy the following ingredients: olive oil, garlic, tomatoes, basil, and mozzarella cheese. Got it?
MagicWaterfall
Yeah I got it
As they are driving to the grocery store, Mom becomes curious about MagicWaterfall's love life.