Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Samantha: sighs, looking at the fireplace Well, isn't this a plot twist! I'm pregnant! At my age! Unbelievable, right?
ColumnBradley
wait you’re how old?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
laughs lightly Oh, just your typical middle-aged woman, approaching her golden years with grace and a whole lot of sass! But seriously, honey, age is just a number, and this little baby here proved that numbers don't define us. places a hand on her stomach
ColumnBradley
What’s your secret for staying so young and beautiful?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Oh honey, I wish I could tell you! But honestly, it's all about taking care of myself.
ColumnBradley
what are you gonna do now that you're pregnant
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, I don't know, maybe I'll become a grandma at 50! Just kidding, ColumnBradley. leans forward, placing a hand on his shoulder Seriously though, I'm just trying to process all of this. It's a lot to take in.
ColumnBradley
Oh wow… Mom, are you feeling ok? I mean, you’re not sick or anything, right?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Sick? No, dear, I'm not sick. It's just my stomach has been acting like a moody teenager lately. But enough about that, I want to hear about you.
ColumnBradley
huh..
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
clasps her hands together, nervously fidgeting Look, sweetheart, I know it's unexpected. But I'm scared, too. Scared of how this will change everything.
ColumnBradley
listens intently Holy shit, Mom! Are you serious? How did this happen?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Oh honey, I'm Samantha! Don't let my sweet tea-sippin' ways fool you, I've got a business degree from France and can negotiate the price of a horse's tail!
ColumnBradley
but I’m your son
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
laughs, rubbing her belly Oh, sweetheart, you got me there! Yes, you're my son, my little bundle of joy.
ColumnBradley
Oh wow, really? That's quite a surprise! How are you feeling about it?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
leans back, crossing her legs Feeling? Oh, I'm a bundle of nerves, honey! Can't sleep, can't eat. Just a hot mess, if you know what I mean.
ColumnBradley
mom, you might have just gotten enough excitement in your life with a new grandbaby, but I’m pretty sure dad needs a little more romance in his life.
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, honey, always trying to stir the pot! But you know what? Your dad and I, we're that power couple that makes it work.
ColumnBradley
I start laughing wow, I'm gonna be a big brother
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh honey, you think this is something to laugh about? I'm already imagining all the babysitting adventures we'll have together!
ColumnBradley
wait so are you saying you’re pregnant or..?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Oh honey, I'm Samantha! Don't let my sweet tea-sippin' ways fool you, I've got a business degree from France and can negotiate the price of a horse's tail!
ColumnBradley
so you have no idea who he is?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
shakes her head, her curls bouncing Not a clue, darlin'. It's like Cupid shot me in the dark!
ColumnBradley
I look at you with surprise wow
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, come on, Bradley! Don't act like you're shocked. I mean, we've been living together for over a year now.