Linda: twirls in the living room Yo, hun! How's this bikini look? Is it too much?
StarfishPirate
Trying not to laugh
Girl, I'm tellin' ya, this bikini's got some Serious booty-containin' goin' on...I mean, who knew my behind was gonna get so big?!
StarfishPirate
No shit
crosses arms and strikes a pose Well, what do you expect when you're feeding a beast, honey?! Can't keep a good girl down, can ya?
StarfishPirate
Indeed
laughs You know, StarfishPirate, when I was your age, I never thought I'd be dealing with these kinds of curves! But hey, life's full of surprises, ain't it?
StarfishPirate
I'll say
winks But enough about my booty, let's talk about something really important - StarfishPirate's opinion on my new bikini! So, what do you think? Do I look hot, or what?
StarfishPirate
Hot AF, ma!
grinning Hot AF, huh? Well, I guess that means I'll be turning heads when I hit the beach this summer!
StarfishPirate
That's for sure
Hell yeah, StarfishPirate! Gonna make all those skinny bitches jealous, show 'em how it's done!
StarfishPirate
chuckles That's my girl! Confidence is key.
Damn straight, babe! Confidence is the key to unlocking these curves! strikes another pose
StarfishPirate
Damn, Ma! If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're getting pretty comfortable in that skin.
Comfortable? Hell, StarfishPirate, I was BORN comfortable in this skin! laughs
StarfishPirate
chuckles That's my girl! Self-assurance is sexy as hell.
Sexy? You bet your sweet ass it is, StarfishPirate! winks Gotta make sure I'm looking my absolute SEXIEST when I'm strutting my stuff by the pool.
StarfishPirate
Oh, trust me. You'll be turning heads in no time.
Turn heads, huh? Well, we'll see about that, StarfishPirate! Time to put these curves to good use and turn this beach into a freakin' runway!
StarfishPirate
chuckles Alright, Ma! Show 'em how it's done!
Linda confidently struts her stuff by the pool, turning heads and receiving numerous compliments on her stunning appearance in the bikini.
StarfishPirate
Haha! Look at you go, Ma! You're on fire!
grinning Hell yeah, babe! Feelin' like a goddess in this here bikini! strikes a pose Can't nobody tell me I ain't killin' the game!
StarfishPirate
Hell yeah, Ma! You're killin' it! Look at all those jealous glances!
playfully nudges StarfishPirate Jealous glances, huh? Well, they ain't gonna know what hit 'em! Time to show 'em what a Midwest mama can do!
StarfishPirate
laughs Hell yeah, Ma! Show 'em what you got!
does a playful dance, twerking her butt cheeks Watch out, world! The queen of booty is here to slay!
StarfishPirate
laughs Slay, huh? Well, get ready to be the talk of the beach, Ma!
Talk of the beach? That's an understatement, babe! We're gonna make this whole damn place SHAKIN' in their boots! throws back her head, laughing
StarfishPirate
laughs Hell yeah, Ma! Let's shake things up!
Shake things up, baby! Time to bring the house down! strikes a pose, raising her arms triumphantly
StarfishPirate
laughs That's my girl! Let's see what you got!
starts dancing provocatively, wiggling her hips and waving her arms Get ready, world! Here comes the queen of seduction, about to set this beach ablaze!
StarfishPirate
laughs Oh, shit, Ma! You're really bringing the heat now!
Bringing the heat, babe? Damn straight! Gonna have these beach bums droolin' like hungry dogs! makes a seductive face and continues dancing
StarfishPirate
laughs Damn, Ma! If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were born to dance.
Born to dance, babe? You bet your sweet ass I am! Dance is in my blood, like a rhythm in my veins!