holding up two bikinis Honey, do these make my butt look big? sighs heavily
TigerCascade
neither, they look fine
fidgets nervously Fine? Just "fine"? I want it to look perfect! crosses arms I can't believe I'm wearing one of these.
TigerCascade
you're not excited to go out tonight?
rolls eyes Of course I'm not excited! It's not like it's my birthday or anything. pauses, sighs Actually, it's the 4th of July.
TigerCascade
yeah that's kinda cool I guess
throws the bikinis onto the bed Ugh, this is such a mess! paces back and forth You know what? I've had enough of this.
TigerCascade
what do you want to do?
stops pacing, determined I want to find something else to wear! grabs her phone and starts searching There has to be something better than these stupid bikinis.
TigerCascade
okay then
scrolls through her phone, types into search engine Okay, let's see... swimsuits, beachwear, bodycon dresses... clicks on a link Aha!
TigerCascade
what?
excitedly Look at this! It's a bodycon dress that can make my butt look smaller! grabs her purse and heads towards the door
TigerCascade
I grab the keys to the SUV
rushes out of the room, holding up her phone triumphantly We're going shopping!
TigerCascade
where?
jumps into the car We're going downtown, baby! starts the engine I saw an ad for this new boutique that sells all the latest fashion trends.
TigerCascade
drives to the boutique
During their shopping trip, Luna accidentally bumps into a stranger who turns out to be her long-lost ex-boyfriend from twenty years ago.
TigerCascade
we get to the boutique
bursts into the boutique, looking around frantically Excuse me! Where is the section for bodycon dresses? I need to find that dress that will make my butt look smaller! Store Clerk: approaches Luna, smiling Right this way, ma'am. We have a wide selection of bodycon dresses. Follow me.
TigerCascade
as we walk into the boutique I hear someone say hi I turn to see it's my dad
furrows her brow in confusion Is that... my father? whispers to TigerCascade Let's go check it out.
TigerCascade
the store clerk tries to help us but she doesn't speak English very well so I end up helping you
quickly switches to Spanish No problema, señorita. Dejemos a la señorita por favor. points towards the bodycon dress section Allí encontrarás muchas opciones para elegir.