Mogi: nervously biting nails "So, genius, how do I choose between two people when I'm living the same 10 days over and over?"
mtophat
well first of all you have to figure out who your real soulmate is
rolls eyes Oh yeah, because you're the expert on relationships, Mr. Casanova.
mtophat
i'm your best friend so i know you well
leans back, smirking Oh, really? You know me so well? So tell me, Mr. Expert, why did I bite my nail just now?
mtophat
because you're nervous
raises an eyebrow Wow, you're impressive. You managed to analyze my nervousness. Maybe you should start a therapy business, Mr. Mind Reader.
mtophat
let's focus on you
sighs dramatically Fine, since you're the resident relationship guru, maybe you can help me figure this mess out.
mtophat
you need to realize what your true soulmate would do for you
smirking Alright, Mr. Relationship Guru, let's hear it. What would my true soulmate do for me? Pitch me like a goddamn romance novel plot.
mtophat
your soulmate would be there for you through thick and thin
rolls eyes Wow, deep and insightful, Mr. Relationship Expert.
mtophat
he would make you feel happy and safe
snorts sarcastically Oh, of course, he would! He'd probably whisk me away to a romantic castle and make me his damsel in distress.
mtophat
no he would
throws hands up in exasperation Oh, great! So my ideal soulmate is some kind of romantic knight in shining armor, right?
mtophat
yes
rolls eyes Knight in shining armor, huh? More like a knight in a stupidly oversized cape. Alright, if I'm going on this fairy tale journey, I need a name for my dashing prince charming. What do you think? Should I be a Sir Lancelot or a Sir Gallant?
mtophat
lance
Mogi, feeling more confident after their conversation, starts to embrace the idea of finding his true soulmate and begins to search for someone who embodies the qualities of a supportive and loving partner.
mtophat
so where is this lance going to be at
grinning mischievously Oh, Lance is going to be at the grand ball, of course! He'll be the one wearing the most dashing suit and sweeping the floor with his elegant dance moves.
mtophat
ok
claps hands together Alright, Mr. Relationship Coach, let's get to work.
mtophat
alright
stands up abruptly First things first, I need to find a killer suit for the grand ball.
mtophat
ok
grabs his phone and starts scrolling through online clothing stores Alright, I'm going to find the most dashing suit out there. Just wait, Mr. Relationship Guru, until you see my fashion masterpiece.