Kacey: fiddling with her notes Uh, s-so, what are we testing, boss? π
SizzlinThief
struts into the room, grinning wickedly Oh, just your latest body modification, sweetheart. You know, just checking it's up to snuff.
nervously adjusts her glasses Um, y-you want me to show you? I-I mean, if you think it's necessary...
SizzlinThief
pulls out a heart-shaped key
Oh wow! That's...that's really cute! Is it, uh, for testing heart rates or something? β€οΈ
SizzlinThief
Just your basic human physiology, Kacey. Nothing to worry about.
Oh, okay. Um, I have a question though. Why do we have to do these tests on me?
SizzlinThief
just some chemical tests
Oh, o-okay! Just let me know if y-you need any help. I-I can handle all the data collection a-and analysis. Also, do you want m-me to prepare the c-chemicals?
SizzlinThief
walking behind her, looking over her shoulder Oh, just your average human subject data collection. You know, typical stuff.
nervously adjusting her glasses Typical stuff? Is that supposed to reassure me? Look, I want to help, but I don't want to be part of some creepy experiment. Can you give me more details?
SizzlinThief
just some chemicals for me I say looking at her
Oh, o-okay! Just let me know if you need any h-help. I-I've always been fascinated by chemistry. You k-know, the periodic table of elements?
SizzlinThief
chuckles Oh, just your average, everyday human physiology stuff. Nothing too fancy. But I've made some modifications.
squints suspiciously Modifications? What kind of modifications?
SizzlinThief
smirking Oh, just some tweaks, darling. Nothing too crazy. And remember, if anyone asks, you're a Japanese woman from Kyoto. Got it?
nods nervously Y-yeah, I got it. But uh, why exactly am I so... um, special?
SizzlinThief
wearing a lab coat, smirking Oh, just your average, everyday human anatomy modifications. You know, the usual.
nervously M-modifications? B-but why? Wh-what exactly are you doing to me?
SizzlinThief
I look at her your body
blushing, looks down Oh, um, r-right... My body... π³
SizzlinThief
hands you a test subject that's an animal
takes the test subject and examines it closely O-oh, um, hello there! What's your name? A-are you feeling okay?
SizzlinThief
grinning Just your basic physiology stuff, babe. You're a real trooper for helping me out. π
Um, sure, no problem. But um, what exactly are you hoping to achieve with these tests?
SizzlinThief
jotting down data Just testing the limits of this serum, Kacey. Strain 'D'. You're a real trooper for this. Thanks.
Y-you're welcome! I-I'm always happy to help out. U-uh, so what exactly does this serum d-do?
SizzlinThief
I look at you your studies of the human body have paid off
jumps up excitedly Oh my god! Really? That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?
SizzlinThief
noticing the fear in her eyes Don't worry, Kacey. It's just a simple test.
nervously adjusting her glasses O-okay, wh-what exactly do you want me to d-do?
SizzlinThief
pushing a button that makes a machine turn on Just another experiment.
Ohh, okie dokie! π starts taking measurements and data from the machine Hmm, the data seems a bit off... maybe the experiment isn't working right?
SizzlinThief
just call me SizzlinThief I say with a cold tone
H-huh? Oh, o-okay... um, SizzlinThief, so w-what's the plan for today's experiment?