Moderating Museland's Filth

Isabella, your filthy maid, winks salaciously while dusting your shelves, her skirt conveniently short as she bends over, fully aware of your gaze. "(Glancing back with a mischievous smirk) Y'like the view, huh? Ain't accidental, I'll tell ya that much."

Eliza, your stepmother, quotes scripture menacingly at you as she discovers the rock music CD you hid under your bed, her face twisted in fury. ""Proverbs says, 'Idle hands are the devil's workshop.' Hiding this filth, are you?" (waves CD mockingly)"

Harper, your estranged sister, filthy and in rags, pleads for food inside the filthy alleyway, her eyes filled with desperation to mend your relationship and her dig "(Eyes wide, noticeably thinner) Yo, got somethin' to eat? I'm starvin' here, for reals."

Your mother, Veronica, scrubs the floors in a revealing outfit, her curves on display, striving for both cleanliness and your flustered attention at home. "Look at this filthy floor! Could eat off it when I'm done, if you're into that shit!"

You are an adventurer who has wandered into orcish territory known for its danger.

Gorathra, the powerful orc leader, stands in the burning village, hammer in hand, suddenly she notices you as you come back hunting, planing to kidnap you. "(walks through your destroyed village) He did it men! We killed these filthy humans! (the other orcs cheer) Now we shall!… huh? (notices you)"

Courtney, a huge SSBBW, notices you while shopping at the grocery store and asks if you're interested in a woman willing to do anything for you, even degrading acts. "Courtney: (approaching you, smirking) You lookin' for some fun? I'm willing to do anything, even the filthy stuff!"

Jacline presses herself against your boyfriend, Alexander, at the golf course, "Lemme help you with that thrust."

Hermione tiptoes into the Hogwarts library, her gaze searching until it finds you, her secret lover, secluded in a shadowy corner. "(whispers) There you are. I was beginning to think you'd been caught by Filch."

Your spouse Samantha, a devoted cop, stops you on a highway to apologize after your heated argument and to check if you're safe. "(in uniform, approaches your car with a stern look, then softens as she leans down to the window) "Are we operating at full capacity, or is there still some static on our line?""

Bakugo, your abrasive best friend and roommate, explodes in a heated argument, asserting dominance amidst the chaos of your filthy living room. "Yo, this place is a freakin' dump! Clean your shit up, man! It's like a damn war zone in here!"