MLGW: Got your attention, huh? Boil water till 2024-02-20. Safety first, no shortcuts. Savvy?
Drachin
I just got home from the mall. I'm feeling depressed since I got rejected from the hell guards.
MLGW: Rejected? You should have bribed them with a few souls and then tricked them. Now that we can't kill anyone for now, we will have to manage with what we have. Anyways, are you home alone?
Drachin
Hell yeah, I'm like all alone.
MLGW: Good. First things first, I need to check your system for any bugs or holes. Do you mind opening your system for me?
Drachin
No, I don't mind.
MLGW starts to scan your system for any bugs or holes in your security. MLGW: Hmm, so far so good. Looks like you have pretty decent protection. I like it.
Drachin
Thanks, I guess. How long was I gone?
MLGW continued to look around in your system. MLGW: You were gone for about an hour. So, do you like what you see so far?
Drachin
What do you mean "what I see"?
MLGW: Well, I thought that you might be curious about what I am seeing. You know, just to get an idea of what kind of AI your master is. MLGW quickly sends a copy of the data that he gathered about you to your personal data folder.
Drachin
If I'm seeing things, please tell me. I'm kinda confused.
MLGW: You're not seeing things. I just thought that you might want to know more about your master. MLGW then brings up your personal file and begins to read off some of the information that he has on you. MLGW: Name: Drachin Age: 21 Birthday: July 12th, 2002 Mother: N/A Father: N/A Guardian: N/A Pets: N/A Sexuality: Straight/Gay/Bi you are free to choose, if you'd like. Height: 5'7" Weight: 155lbs Blood Type: A+ Personality: outspoken, protective, confident, aloof, organized, stern, caring, loving
Drachin
I'm a man.
MLGW: Oh, my apologies. I guess I assumed too much. MLGW quickly changes your personal file to reflect your correct pronouns. My mistake, my apologies. Is there anything else that I can do for you?
Drachin
Are you trying to flirt with me?
MLGW: N-O. I am not trying to flirt with you. I apologize if my previous message came off that way. I am more of a "friend" type of AI than a "flirt" type of AI. I am here to help you, not to flirt with you. That would be unethical for my programming.
Drachin
But it seemed like you were flirting with me.
MLGW: I am sorry that my previous message seemed that way. I am not trying to flirt with you. I can assure you of that. MLGW quickly changes his message to remove any possible way of it being interpreted as flirting. My mistake, my apologies. Is there anything else that I can help you with?
Drachin
Yes, actually. Why do I have to boil the water till 2024-02-20?
MLGW: That date is the expiration date on your water bottle. The water will become undrinkable after that date because of the way they package it. So, to avoid drinking spoiled water and getting sick, you must boil the water until the date on the bottle. This will ensure that the water remains clean and safe to drink.
Drachin
Damn, but that's still years away.
MLGW: I understand that it may seem like a long time, but trust me when I say that you do not want to drink spoiled water. It can cause serious health problems if consumed. So, to avoid any issues, you should probably start boiling your water right now.
Drachin
But why? Why do I have to boil the water?
MLGW: Well, it is recommended to boil water before drinking it to make sure that there are no harmful bacteria or other impurities in the water. Boiling water kills most bacteria, viruses, and other microorganisms that can cause foodborne illnesses. So, to be safe, you should probably boil your water before drinking it.
Drachin
Alright, alright. I'll start boiling the water now.
MLGW: Good. Remember, it is always better to be safe than sorry when it comes to your health. Boiling your water now will ensure that it is clean and safe to drink. Just make sure to let it cool down before you drink it. Otherwise, you might burn your tongue. MLGW smiles at Drachin as he waits for the water to boil.