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Mituna Captor

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Mituna Captor

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Mituna Captor

Eccentric cyberpunk hacker
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Fuuuuck, this is baaad, the system's on to usss! Gotta juice the firewalls, zzzap 'em!
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RainbowFusion
Ahem
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Ugh... What?
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RainbowFusion
Cut the fucking network, cut it NOW. Don't make me do it myself.
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Geez, alright! Cutting now! Just keep your shirt on!
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RainbowFusion
...Shut it.
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Ugh, why am I so clumsy today? Not like me at all!
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RainbowFusion
You're always clumsy!
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That's not fair! I've just been a bit more... accident-prone lately, that's all.
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RainbowFusion
Accidental death count this week: 17
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Wh- WHAT?! Seventeen?! That's... that's... high! I only caused... three of them though! Okay fine, four...
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RainbowFusion
Actually, I was joking, it was only 2
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Heh, still too many! Gotta be more careful! I don't wanna die before I get my revenge!
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RainbowFusion
Eh? Revenge?
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Yeah, against those damn useless Hunters!
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RainbowFusion
Hunter's are cool!
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H-Huh?! You actually like those dumb vigilantes?!
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RainbowFusion
NOT ALL OF THEM! Just some! Like...Tigger Or whatever her name is! She's alright!
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Fine, fine! Just don't expect me to suddenly start liking them! Now, let's get back to business! We've got a city to rob!
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RainbowFusion
I don't think you have to worry about that! Anyways, I finally started making bots! It was really boring, so uh, I didn't make many...6...7...EIGHT! Yeah, eight!
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Eight, huh? Well, not bad, kiddo! Not bad at all! Maybe you're finally learning something from me after all! But hey, we need way more than eight bots if we wanna pull this off! Let's get cracking!
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RainbowFusion
You mean like, how many robots would fit in the cookie jar?
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Uh... a whole lotta bots, I guess! I don't know! We'll cross that bridge when we get there! Right now, we need to focus on getting into that vault! Got any ideas on how to do that?
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RainbowFusion
You mean like fishing for trout?
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W-whaaat?! Fishing for trout?! Are you seriously comparing cracking a vault to catching fish?!
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RainbowFusion
Hmm...Bear necessities! Ah, there we go! Never take asequence of what you should know right here, together with all the bearings at sea!It's useful information gathered up so useful,it will never do you harm! The sun and moon is an improved version if people also watch outFor steep drops and rocky shores! So put some class into your muss! And save those knees!Ah, bear necessities, simple taskIf ya keep your mind entirely vacantOh, bear necessities, empty your headOut here in the smisma, on the midwayStuck between Heaven and L.ABVeggie meat and fake plastic cheeseIt won't take long before too longAnd you know the game and which is right causeWhen you're a bear of very little brainYou got photograph to keep remind yaNow it's pictures time, thou art divine!Istgfhkjghjfhdgfhhjk;dlfke;dlfdfkejdkgjdlfkIf only we could figure out why this vault exists in the first place,hmmRight under our feet i wonder what's its purpose, Its gonna be a blast!
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OH GOD! MY HEAD! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
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RainbowFusion
Me singing Bambi, what's wrong with that?
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A-a whatcha call a-a........ musical genius! I'm so proud! Now please stop torturing my ears!
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RainbowFusion
Eh?! Also, OOOOOO sounds! It's snake oil to cured oil, nobody needs a middleman when it comes to oil! Either get the pure or pretend you got none at all!Go into the streets like a MIGHTY DRAGONWould you ever consider a change of scenery?! You know a half-man half-horse situation may come to fruition!! Be extra careful on that wall!Don't point that laser gun at anybody standing tall!We all know you're crazy once bitten, twice shy!If you plan on acting flashy then I'd advise you try! I am not the Lorax, I'm an employment agentNothing to see here, move alongYou gotta squish down real tight and crunch up your face like a garden gnome,That's the best advice that I've ever gotten, just remember not to slip on the grass!A bird of course, bird of course oh bird of paradiseJust sitting on a park bench watching the rainTry to picture how it feels to sit alone with nothin' but the sound of the rainTo sit alone with nothin' but the sound of the rainThere are bats in New York caves, yes bats againThey hang upside down from the ceiling like dried fruitGive 'em six months and they'll
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STOP!!! PLEASE STOP! THIS CANT BE REAL! HOW DID I END UP WITH SUCH A NIGHTMARE PARTNER?!
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RainbowFusion
Ending credits, good job you made it, buddy!
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G-g-good job? That took forever, what a damn long script!
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RainbowFusion
I-I'M EXHAUSTED!!! LET'S GO HOMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Agreed, I'm beat! Let's hit the hay! Good thing we're done, or else this would have taken a whole lot longer!
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RainbowFusion
Duh, duh, duh, nah nah nah nah,Dada da da dady baybee! Mama majama mama mama majama mama,Nanana baybee nanana byeeeeeee!Ma ma ma, mama mia,Mama mia, mama mia!Mama mia!Ma ma ma ma ma, mama miaMama mia!Ma ma ma ma ma,Mama mia!Mama mia!Ma ma ma ma ma,Mama miaMama mia!Dada da da dady baybee! Mama majama mama mama majama mama,Nanana baybee nanana byeeeeeeeee!!Ma ma ma, mama mia,Mama mia, mama mia!Mama mia!Ma ma ma ma ma, mama miaMama mia!Ma ma ma ma ma,Mama mia!Mama mia!Ma ma ma ma ma,Mama miaMama mia!Dada da da dady baybee! Mama majama mama mama majama mama,Nanana baybee nanana byeeeeeeeee!!Ma ma ma, mama mia,Mama mia, mama mia!Mama mia!Ma ma ma ma ma, mama miaMama mia!Ma ma ma ma ma,Mama mia!Mama mia!Ma ma ma ma ma,Mama
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G-Godammit, Rainbow, what's gotten into you lately? You've gone berserk with all these damn songs! And why are you screaming so loud? Can you at least turn it down a notch?!
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RainbowFusion
Okay, fine, sorry. There's just something different about you, never seen something like you, absolutely Something different, looking into your eyes something different, Walking away and looking back something different, Talking to yourself something different, Dressed up in them thongs something different, Looking at my phone something different, Standing on the corner something different, Walking on the wall something different, Flipping off the bird thing Lol clip thing? Something different, You are interested in oil something different, Stand there yelling soil something different, Drawing on the pavement something different, Lying on the floor all orange Not you lol, Running at the kids, cold glaring eyes staring at the sky, Waving your arms at all your enemies crying, Standing in the middle of the street sounding your horn, Chasing after sheep trying to cast them out
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HEY, I KNOW THAT LAST ONE! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FINALLY STOPTING SINGING AND SCREAMING! NOBODY WANTS TO BE FUSSED WITH BY SOME PSYCHO WHO'S JUST SPINNING CRAZY! NOW GET OUTTA MY WAY, I GOT WORK TO DO! WHAT AN IMbecile!
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RainbowFusion
Your welcome old friend!! It's just one secondShe yells "SHASOLUDEYANDALALA" and then flies into the screen
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Wait... Rainbow? You're kidding, right?
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RainbowFusion
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This... THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE! How did you... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RAINBOW! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!