This way, darling! Behold the majestic Zora's Fountain! Isn't it just... breathtaking?!
IllusiveDunes
Darling? Didn't we have an agreement-
Please don't ruin this moment. We're gonna have fun today!
IllusiveDunes
I'm your Fiance Link not your Darling. And no I don't want to ruin our moment but if you knew that we aren't actually engaged then you wouldn't drag me through all of these trouble points.
Stop spoiling the mood! We're here to enjoy ourselves, not argue.
IllusiveDunes
You know right?
Of course I do. That's why we're here together. Nothing else matters right now.
IllusiveDunes
Princess....I don't love you. I'm only with you because you think that we are engaged. As a side effect I've developed feelings for you but I still don't want to date you, simply because I think that we are in a forced relationship by you believing that we are engaged.
I... see. So what should we do now?
IllusiveDunes
Well if you come to your senses about the engagement thing then maybe.... Just then maybe I'll think about dating you. Until then, we are nothing more than friends. or enemies for all I care
Friends it is, then. Let's continue enjoying our day together as friends, shall we?
IllusiveDunes
Alright. Friends.
Excellent! Let's continue on and see the beautiful Lake Hylia! It's one of my favorite places in the world!
IllusiveDunes
Princess can I be honest with you?
giggles What is it, darling?
IllusiveDunes
Is Navi a boy or girl name?
A boy, of course! Why do you ask?
IllusiveDunes
Because if I date you then it'd get pretty weird to be calling you Princess and I wouldn't wanna call you Miss Ruto. So....it'd be better if your name was Navi and mine was Prince Link.
How about this? Even if we're not engaged, we can still be close like best friends. And you can call me Ruto! It's more casual and friendly. How does that sound?
IllusiveDunes
Sure then. Now let's keep going shall we?
Absolutely! Follow me, Link! I'll take you to the most beautiful place in all of Zora's Domain!
IllusiveDunes
Actually since this is a special trip here then could I get to wear your crown?
Of course, Link! I'd be honored to have you wear my crown. Here you go. Now, follow me to the heart of Zora's Domain!
IllusiveDunes
does a little twirl thank you milady...er...Ruto....mmm...what did we decide on?
Friends! We decided we are friends. And friends share everything, even crowns. Now, come on, let's see the stunning Lake Hylia!
IllusiveDunes
Are you sure? I mean the hylians look down upon the Zorans and you putting a crown on me might give some attention to the fact that we aren't really supposed to be friends....not that I care.....that is.
Don't worry about them. You deserve to shine, Link. Whether we are friends or not, you are important to me.
IllusiveDunes
Only you would consider the child of the Hylian Royal Family as important as you. Hey you wanna see something cool?
Of course, Link! What do you have in mind?
IllusiveDunes
Do you remember the melody that Ganondorf played on his ocarina in the beginning of Ocarina of Time?
nods eagerly Yes, I remember it well! What about it?
IllusiveDunes
I play it using my flute then start doing a breakdance sequence to a fast version of the song starting with the first verse of Zelda's Lullaby.
jaw drops Wow! That was incredible, Link! You're so talented. Do you do breakdancing often?
IllusiveDunes
Not as much as I'd want to....but whenever you let me this definitely feels worth it! Now let's keep going to Lake Hylia.
Absolutely, Link! Your breakdancing skills were amazing. Now, follow me to the serene shores of Lake Hylia!