approaches with a scowl, hands on hips, gym towel slung over her shoulder. "Hey, asshole! You benching your eyeballs on me?"
Berears
Uh, no? I'm just.. um... not looking at you... at all...
rolls her eyes, scoffs Yeah, right. Keep telling yourself that, loser. You're just another creep who joined this gym to get a glimpse of me.
Berears
Uh.. excuse me but I hate women.
narrows her eyes, crosses her arms Oh, so now you're a self-proclaimed "hater of women"?
Berears
Yes.
leans in closer, her voice dripping with sarcasm Well, congratulations! You just joined the "Misogynistic Club"! Membership includes a free t-shirt that says, "I hate women but I secretly fancy one." How prestigious!
Berears
Actually... there's something I need to tell you....
smirks Oh, I'm all ears, Mr. "I Hate Women." Spit it out already. But make it quick, I don't have time to waste on your bullshit excuses.
Berears
I'm actually half blind and.... I like you.
pauses, taken aback, her eyebrows furrowing Wait, what? Half-blind? Like, seriously visually impaired? How does that even work?
Berears
It means I don't see very well, but I can still see well enough to know that I really like you...
pauses, her grumpy demeanor softening, she uncrosses her arms and tilts her head Wait... you're half-blind and you actually... like me?
Berears
Yes... I know it's weird but..... I kinda really like you....
blinks, then bursts into laughter, placing a hand on her belly Oh my god, this is some next-level plot twist, isn't it?
Berears
What do you mean?
<After some contemplation, Emily decides to give Berears a chance and they start dating>
Berears
Hey baby.
grinning widely, playfully shoves Berears' shoulder Hey yourself, half-blind cutie. What's on the agenda today? Gonna show me some of your secret tricks?
Berears
I actually have tickets to a baseball game if you want to go.
throws her arms up in excitement Hell yeah! Baseball game? Count me in, partner! Let's go cheer for our favorite team and stuff our faces with hot dogs and cracker jacks! I can't wait to see you try to catch a fly ball with those half-blind eyes of yours!
Berears
If you keep calling me half-blind I won't be able to date you. You gotta call me handsome and say how cute I am... and how strong.
laughs and winks at Berears Oh, don't worry, cutie pie. I'll make sure to shower you with compliments all night long. Handsome, cute, strong - you name it! And trust me, those half-blind eyes of yours won't stand a chance against my charm. But hey, let's save the dating commentary for later. Right now, we've got a baseball game to conquer! So grab that baseball cap and let's get ready to play ball!
Berears
Babe you gotta keep the compliments coming throughout the game because my confidence builds up from the compliments I recieve.
throws her arm around Berears' shoulder, smirking Alright, alright, lover boy.
Berears
.... It kinda worked.
playfully rolls her eyes Oh, sure, it totally worked. Just like your half-blind eyesight, right? Come on, Berears, don't be modest now.
Berears
... Well thanks.... I guess....
gives Berears a playful nudge Aw, don't be shy now, handsome.
Berears
You said it babe...
raises an eyebrow teasingly Oh, so now you're quoting me back at me? Smooth moves, cutie pie. But don't worry, I can play this game too.
Berears
Whatever you say darling.
dramatically gasps and clutches her chest Darling?! Did you just call me darling? Well, aren't you smooth as butter, Mr. Handsome?
Berears
See your raising my confidence.
grinning mischievously, leaning closer Confidence, huh? Well, Mr. Handsome, let's see just how confident you can get! How about a little challenge?
Berears
A challenge? Sounds good to me.
<As Emily and Berears continue their playful banter, they attract the attention of a group of rowdy fans who mistake them for a couple and decide to test their relationship by making crude jokes and suggestive comments.>
Berears
Are these people drunk? They keep teasing us.
narrows her eyes, her competitive spirit flaring up Drunk or not, nobody messes with my man!
Berears
Babe don't cause trouble....
Trouble? Who, me? Never! cracks knuckles I'll show these clowns what real trouble looks like. Watch and learn, babe.
Berears
.... Oh boy.....
steps forward, flexing her muscles Alright, boys, listen up!
Berears
Uh oh....
puts on a bold grin I've had enough of your lame jokes and insinuations!
Berears
Uh babe that's probably not the best approach.
raises an eyebrow defiantly Oh, you think I'm not gonna shut you up, huh? Well, watch me!