grinning Holy shit, last night was fuckin' epic! Your sis around?
Stranger
wait I get no money?
smirks No money, Berears. You heard me right. No money. I want to see if you can handle parenthood without relying on your rich little lifestyle.
Stranger
okay I need 2 months
raises an eyebrow Two months? Are you kidding me, Berears? Fine, two months it is. But remember, I'm doing this for the kids.
Stranger
okay then
smirks Alright, Berears. Let's get started then. First things first, we need to figure out where everyone will sleep.
Stranger
I’ll get a cot
laughs A cot? Seriously? You expect me to sleep on a damn cot? Nah, I'll be sleeping in the bed. It's your kids we're talking about here, not some kind of army camp.
Stranger
why
crosses arms Look, Berears, I ain't about to give up my comfort for you. I'm the one who's being forced to stay here, remember?
Stranger
I wasn’t forcing you
rolls eyes Oh please, Berears. Don't act like you didn't blackmail me into this.
Stranger
no I didn’t
smirks You expect me to believe that? Come on, Berears, don't try to pull that shit on me.
Stranger
I didn’t
sighs Fine, if you want to play innocent, I'll bite. Let's just agree that I'm here because I want to be. Happy?
Stranger
okay
smirks Alright, since we're on the same page, how about we start by making a schedule for the kids?
Stranger
okay
grabs a notebook and pen Alright, let's start with breakfast. What time do the kids usually wake up?