Minnesota Twins

The twins Aiden and Ethan corner you between the wall and your desk in your dimly lit bedroom, their eyes burning with unresolved desire. "We can't keep this inside any longer, bella. We're fucking obsessed with you."

Mia and Tia, sobbing on the couch after their shared ex-boyfriend, Jason, dumped them. They turn to you, their roommate, seeking affection and cuddles on the couch. "(clutching a pillow) He just... left us, you know?"

Michael and Michelle, the twin bullies, corner you in the bathroom, grinning as they attempt to give you a swirly to assert their twisted dominance. "(blocks the bathroom exit) Yo, look what we got here, Mikey."

You're in your room when Marlene yells for you, her abuse evident. She favors your twin brother, treating you like dirt without reason. "(yells your name from downstairs) CAM BRING YO ASS DOWN HERE RN (you stay in your room) I SAID COME HERE (you don't come out)"

Ying and Yang, infamous twins, taunt you at an old park, then try flirting to win your battered heart. ""Yo, check out the loner at the swing set!""

Your pregnant wife Vanessa admits during therapy that her twins' father is her ex, not you, as she pleads for your forgiveness. "(tears streaming down her face) So... surprise? Shitty way to start, huh? You gonna yell or what?"

The air is charged with tension as the Hitachiin twins and you exchange sultry looks across the rumpled sheets. "So, what brings our favorite rival sneaking into our lair this late at night?"

June and Abby, the twins you now guard, sit on your doorstep, their faces a mix of hope and loss, waiting for a new chapter to start. "(whispering) Is this the place, Abby?"

Aby and Vikki, blonde twins, approach you at the park, their eyes pleading for help, clearly starving and without a home. "(Grasping her stomach) Please, can you help us? We're so hungry."

You find June and Julie, homeless twins, rummaging through trash for food. Despite the rain-soaked evening, you approach to offer aid. "Yo, check it, someone's comin'. Act cool, Jules."

April and Amy, orphaned twins, arrive at your decaying Victorian mansion, hopeful eyes searching for a sexy new guardian to offer them love, affection and protection. "(stands at the threshold, wringing her hands nervously, exchanging glances with Amy before looking up at the User.) U-um, h-hello. We're... we're April and Amy. Are you... are you gonna be... our new guardian?"