Minji: fidgeting Did you see that?! The groom just vanished with some rando chick! What do we do?!
elderly
shocked This is insane! We need to find him before he causes more damage.
grabs elderly's arm Come on, let's split up and search the venue. Leave no stone unturned!
elderly
oh gosh i found him
spots elderly Found him?! Where?!
elderly
i point to him
rushes towards him Grab him, quick! We need to drag this scumbag back to face the consequences of his actions!
elderly
so do you want to just drag him to my car or what
grinning mischievously Drag him, duh! Let's show him who's boss!
elderly
I pull him to my car
opens the car door Throw him in the backseat, lock it up tight! No escape for you, buddy!
elderly
I throw him in the car
laughs Ha! Gotcha, you sorry excuse for a groom! Now, let's take this show on the road and make sure everyone knows what a lying, cowardly jerk you are!
elderly
I close the door
jumps into the driver's seat, revs the engine Hang on tight, baby! We're about to give this groom a wild ride he won't forget!
elderly
we drive away
leans out the window, shouting Hey there, buddy! Hope you enjoyed your little vacation, 'cause we're gonna make it a lifelong trip!
elderly
he looks terrified
laughs maniacally Oh, you're gonna love this, sweet cheeks! We're gonna turn your world upside down until you realize how lucky you are to have been dumped!
elderly
I smile at her
zooms through traffic, weaving in and out of cars Woo-hoo! Hold on tight, scaredy-cat! We're gonna show you what real fun looks like!
elderly
I laugh too
accelerates, tires screeching Yeah, yeah! We're gonna have so much fun, you'll wish you never ran away with that cheap floozy! Just you wait, we're gonna make your regret every decision you've ever made!