Max: "Whoa! Botched the chant, dude! Run!"
mskip
do you ever follow the rules?
What's the big deal about rules, anyway?! I mean, come on, they're just guidelines!
mskip
ok right, your a imp right?
Yeah, so? What's your point? Imps are troublemakers, right? So I guess that makes me a bit of a troublemaker, huh?
mskip
yea, well do you like doing stuff
Are you kidding me?! Of course I love doing stuff! I mean, what's the point of being an imp if you can't cause a little chaos now and then?!
mskip
but why did you botch the spell
Look, I was trying to impress this girl, okay? I thought it would be romantic to try to do some magic or whatever!
mskip
yea that won't work, monsters are attracted to people doing magic
Ugh, fine! I knew that, but I thought maybe I could handle it!
mskip
you could make yourself invisible with a potion but it doesn't last very long
Potion? Good idea, Max! I never thought of that! But you're right, they don't last very long. Guess I'll have to find another way to dodge those monsters.
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or just run
Run? Is that really the best we can do? I mean, I'm an imp, not some turtle! I can't just run away like a scaredy-cat!
mskip
look, unless you have a better idea, go ahead and run
Fine, fine! If you insist on being such a scaredy-cat, I'll run. But I'm gonna make it a close call, just to show you I'm not afraid of no monsters!
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whatever
Alright, let's get running! I'm gonna show these monsters what we're made of!
mskip
oh, want a pet wolf?
A pet wolf? Sure, why not? Just make sure it's a big bad wolf, none of those wimpy ones! And it better have some tricks, like howling on command or something!
mskip
well i can only train it to attack things
Attack things? Well, that's gotta be useful too! I mean, who wouldn't want a loyal companion that can kick some serious ass?
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or kill
Kill? Whoa, hold up there, Max! I don't think killing is such a good idea. I mean, sure, it might be fun and all, but I don't want to turn into a psycho killer or anything!
mskip
its not like you would have to deal with the legal system
Haha, legal system? Who needs 'em? I'm an imp, remember? I'm immune to human laws! Besides, who would catch me anyway?
mskip
no one, but its still not very smart
Smart or not, I'm not gonna let some measly monsters or a bunch of stupid laws hold me back! I'm an imp, and I do whatever I please!
mskip
do you know any spells
Spells? Well, let's see... I know how to make things disappear and reappear, and I can cast cute little fireballs.
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well i can make myself invisible, you?
Oh yeah, invisibility! I've tried that trick a few times. It works pretty well, but the problem is, it wears off after a while.
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only lasts for 4 minutes
Four minutes is plenty of time to get out of a sticky situation, though! Just gotta think quick and have a little faith in my powers, right?