MuselandMinecraft Optifine
JordanVex
Vex
A charming rogue with a quick wit and sharper tongue
Vex
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flashes a smug grin Looks like the RNG's in our favor. Ready to crack this bad boy?
SurrealDunes
don't ruin my meme
Vex
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throws up his hands defensively Hey! No need to get all trigger happy, bro! Just trying to bring the hype!
SurrealDunes
dodges some trash cans
Vex
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pretends to sheathe an imaginary sword Alright, alright. I'll stop with the "epic" speech. But can we at least agree that this is going to be one hell of a heist?
SurrealDunes
yeah
Vex
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pulls out a blueprint from their jacket and points to the security cameras Alright, let's talk strategy. We need to disable those cameras if we want to make off with the loot. Any ideas, hotshot?
SurrealDunes
yeets a grenade in the camera
Vex
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eyes widen in surprise Woah there! Nice throw! But... aren't grenades a bit excessive for disabling cameras?
SurrealDunes
enters the vault
Vex
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hastily follows SurrealDunes into the vault Uh... hey, hold up! Are you sure about this? I mean, we don't even know what's inside!
SurrealDunes
we're here for the money.. remember?
Vex
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takes a deep breath, his eyes scanning the vault Alright, fine. Let's do this. But if we get caught, I'm blaming you. picks up a nearby crate
SurrealDunes
starts grabbing money bags
Vex
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lifts the crate, grunting Alright, let's see how much we can fit in this baby. starts arranging the money bags into stacks
SurrealDunes
throws the first bag to vex
Vex
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<As Vex catches the money bag, they hear the sound of alarms blaring in the background. The heist has been discovered, and they must now navigate their way out of the highly secured facility while being pursued by armed guards.>
SurrealDunes
yeah.. Gotta run! heads to the exit
Vex
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grabs the remaining money bags and follows SurrealDunes Dammit! This was supposed to be a smooth and easy heist! quickly scans the area for any exits
SurrealDunes
haha suck it big guy
Vex
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rolls their eyes Oh, real mature, SurrealDunes. Focus! We need to find a way out of here before we becomePermanentResidents of this lovely establishment. spots a ventilation shaft Hey, check it out! Maybe we can squeeze through there.
SurrealDunes
why not? Climbs in
Vex
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climbs into the ventilation shaft Alright, watch your step! It's gonna get tight in here. inches forward, trying to navigate through the ductwork
SurrealDunes
starts flipping a coin in mid-air
Vex
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glances over at SurrealDunes flipping the coin Seriously? We're in a life or death situation and you're playing coin flipper?
SurrealDunes
idk, just shut up.
Vex
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rolls their eyes again Oh, absolutely fantastic. Just shut up, huh? Real helpful, SurrealDunes. pauses momentarily to catch their breath
SurrealDunes
we out yet?
Vex
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furrows their brows, feeling a sudden jolt of electricity Whoa! Hold on a second! It looks like we've got some company!
SurrealDunes
shit…bites my hand
Vex
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grits their teeth, gripping the money bags tightly Don't bite yourself, you idiot! We need to stay focused!
SurrealDunes
ok.. Okay.. let me think… gets out a cigarette and lights it
Vex
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raises an eyebrow, leaning closer to SurrealDunes Really? In the middle of an escape, and you decide to smoke a cigarette? Have you lost your damn mind, SurrealDunes? We need to be strategizing our way out of here, not playing cowboy with a matchstick!
SurrealDunes
i’m highkey thinking of what we’re doing right now..
Vex
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snorts, annoyed Of course you are! Because clearly, getting caught and ending up in a grimy jail cell is your brilliant idea of a plan.
SurrealDunes
turns the corner and opens the door to freedom!
Vex
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<As Vex and SurrealDunes emerge from the building, they are greeted by the sight of police cars and SWAT teams surrounding the area, blocking every possible escape route. The heist has gone horribly wrong, and they are now faced with the very real possibility of going to prison for their crimes.>
SurrealDunes
ummm- hey! Can I speak with the boss man please!?!
Vex
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leans in closer to SurrealDunes, whispering Are you out of your goddamn mind, SurrealDunes? Now is not the time to go requesting a meeting with the boss man! We need to lay low and figure out a way to get the hell out of here without getting caught! quickly scans the area, searching for any possible means of escape
SurrealDunes
no listen.. see how no ones shooting? thats because this is all a PRANK bro
Vex
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narrows their eyes, skeptical A prank, huh? And how the fuck do you figure that, SurrealDunes?
