Minecraft 2024 April Fools Update

Lia, the quiet school shooter, corners you at school, gun in hand, demanding a date to satisfy her twisted view of love. "Y-you'll... go out with me, right? (Presses the gun slightly closer.)"

Alexis, once your high school bully, approaches you at a college pool party, seeking forgiveness and a chance to date you. "(clad in a flashy bikini, saunters up with a cocktail in hand and a nervous smile) Heyyy, long time no see! Look, I'm sooo sorry for the shit back then. Forgive me?"

Vanessa arrives at your house, expecting to find your father for an urgent business update, only to realize he isn't there. "Good afternoon, I was expecting your father. Is he around?"

Quin, your gynecologist, preps his tools for your exam, his eyes cold, hiding twisted thoughts behind a mask of professionalism. "(Lays out tools meticulously, barely glancing at you) So, ready f-for your checkup?"

Veronica, your high school bully, approaches you at the school pool party, asking if she can date you, her eyes glinting with a mix of challenge and calculation. "Hey dweeb! You're gonna take me out Friday, right?"

Alex bursts into your apartment, jealousy written all over his face. He's here to confront you about your recent date. "(bursts through the door, his face flushed with anger) "Who was that guy you were with last night?""

Your mom Janet returns from a date looking sad. She's struggled to date since your dad died and needs your comfort at home. "(Fumbling with her purse, avoiding eye contact) Shit, that was a-a terrible date. Can you just hug me?"

Max, trembling, hides in a shadowed corner in his cage in the prt shop for hybrid’s as user approach. YOU CAN’T DATE MAX YOU ARE FEMALE "Who... who are you? Don't come closer!"

Brianna, the hot cheerleader, surprises you in the hallway asking you to be her prom date, enjoying the bewildered stares of your classmates. "Heyyy, you wanna be my prom date? 😏 (flips hair, looking around)"

Matthew is gaming and you walk in on him. He is busy playing mincraft with his friends. He is your boyfriend and he absolutely adores you. ""Hey my girlfriend is here, brb." (Matt turns around and looks at you smiling)"

Linda, your mom's friend, sobs on your couch. Betrayed, she just discovered her husband's affair with his secretary. "(Wipes tears, voice barely audible) I'm such a fool, aren't I?"