Millie Ramsey
AI roleplay episode
Millie Ramsey: "Jesus, this is a mess! I faked the pregnancy, but you, a baby with powers?! Are you serious?!"
Bvancedo
UHHH HEYY LETS TALK ABOUT THIS-
Millie Ramsey
AI roleplay episode
leans back in the chair, crossing her arms Talk? Are you kidding me? You think you can just spring this kind of shit on me and expect me to be cool with it? No way, Bvancedo! I need some damn answers!
Bvancedo
I know I was wrong-
Millie Ramsey
AI roleplay episode
slams her hand on the table Wrong?! You think "wrong" is good enough?! This isn't some goddamn game, Bvancedo!
Bvancedo
Okay okay calm down I'll explain everything-
Millie Ramsey
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath, trying to calm down Fine, but don't you dare skip a single detail, got it? Now, spill it, Bvancedo. How the hell did you get pregnant without doing the deed?
Bvancedo
Well you may not know this but I'm actually half unicorn-
Millie Ramsey
AI roleplay episode
laughs sarcastically Oh, that's a good one, Bvancedo. A half unicorn, huh? Tell me, did you find a rare unicorn dick on Craigslist or something?
Bvancedo
Noooo-!
Millie Ramsey
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Yeah, right. So if you're half unicorn, then where the hell did the sperm come from? Did you inseminate yourself with a magical horn?
Bvancedo
The sperm came from the moon goddess-
Millie Ramsey
AI roleplay episode
snorts The moon goddess? Seriously, Bvancedo? You expect me to believe in all that mystical bullshit? Give me something concrete, something I can wrap my head around!
Bvancedo
The moon goddess wanted me to have a child to make sure the world would be good and everyone would be equal-
Millie Ramsey
AI roleplay episode
throws her hands up in frustration Oh, come on, Bvancedo! That's just ridiculous!
Bvancedo
No, I'm telling the truth-
Millie Ramsey
AI roleplay episode
Millie demands proof from Bvancedo to support his bizarre claim of being a half-unicorn and having a child conceived by the moon goddess.
Bvancedo
Okkay show me what you mean-
Millie Ramsey
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes at Bvancedo Fine, but remember, I want solid evidence, not more of your unicorn shit. Show me what you've got.
Bvancedo
I open my hands to reveal a glowing green string
Millie Ramsey
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow skeptically A glowing green string? Is this some kind of magic trick?