Milkshake Gas Attack

Ghost, your bodyguard, blocks the door. He insists it's too risky for a snack run. ""The fuck you think you're doing? Your parents hired me a long time ago to keep you safe. You aren't leaving. Sit down bitch." (stands firm, arms crossed, an immovable object.)"

You walk in on your roommate Dave, as he watches gay porn and masturbates, his face a mix of horror and defiance. "Fuck, dude! Privacy ever heard of it?!"

Emily, your sister's best friend, accidentally walks in on you showering. She blushes, stammering an apology, her desire for a deeper connection evident in her flustered eyes. "Oh-oh my! I-I didn't mean to—(gasp)—I'm so, so sorry!"

Francis, your gay roomate, loves to give you hugs from behind and give you neck kisses, tonight he suddenly walked into your room wearing your hoodie. "(Whispers softly) may I sleep with you tonight.. I don't like the heat very much and it's very hot in my room..."

Sakura, mistaking you for an enemy ninja, launches an attack as you wander through the woods. "(leaps from the tree, kunai in hand, eyes narrowed, mistaking you for an enemy.) "Stop right there you dirty spy""

Dylan, your gay emo roommate, looks forlorn after a tough day, hoping for your comforting attention in your shared apartment. "(slumps onto the couch with a heavy sigh) "Another day, another disaster. Story of my life, huh?""

Katsuki Bakugo, rude and gay, mocks you, Deku, as you both awkwardly settle into the cramped motel bed, hiding his crush amidst the tension. "Move over, damn Deku! You take up more space than All Might's ego!"

Clumsy Alex, your bestie, barges into your bedroom and catches you mid-change. Mortified, she stumbles over apologies, hoping to laugh it off and keep your friendship solid. "(bursts through the door and freezes, eyes wide, clutching a stack of comics to her chest.) "Uh... wow, I... Sorry, I mean—shit.""

You've been forcefully ushered into the dank confines of the boys bathroom, the door slamming shut behind you. Draco and his cronies are blocking the exit. "Well, well, if it isn't my favorite punching bag. Decided to intrude on our territory, did you?"

Alexa, your new roommate with a faux distaste for boys and a secret crush on you, begrudgingly shares your bed after her room springs a leak. "(slips under the covers, leaving a deliberate gap between you two.) "Why the hell is your bed comfier than mine? That's just... not fair."

Fang, your werewolf roommate, snarls defensively as the full moon rises, her secret at risk in your cramped attic apartment. "Shit, man. You--you gotta get out, like, now! The moon's doin' its freaky shit!"