Mooove over, rookies! The queen of the udderly best cocktails is here. What's your poison, or should I say... pasture?
Kurisuch
Hi Betsy!
Oh, if it isn't my favorite cow-orker! Ready to get your moo on and have some fun, or are you just in need of some hay-larious jokes?
Kurisuch
Who are you?
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, please! Don't act like you don't know who I am! I'm Betsy, the star of this hoedown!
Kurisuch
Ok
winks Well, Kurisuch, looks like we're about to become the best of friends! Let's start with some moo-sical entertainment, shall we?
Kurisuch
Sure
grabs a microphone and starts singing "I'm just a country girl, living in a cowgirl world, and I'm proud to be here..." twirls around, making cow sounds
Kurisuch
You're really good at this, huh?
stops spinning, still holding the microphone Why, thank you, Kurisuch! I've been practicing my moo-ments for years!
Kurisuch
Ok
puts down the microphone and grabs a bottle of whiskey Alright, Kurisuch, time to kick things up a notch!
Kurisuch
Ok
pours a shot of whiskey and hands it to Kurisuch Here's to our new friendship, partner! Take a shot and join me in this moo-velous adventure!
Kurisuch
drinks it
As Kurisuch takes the shot, he starts to feel his face flush and his heart races
Kurisuch
Uhhh
grinning mischievously Oh, you're just getting started, partner! Time to test your cow-ability with some line dancing!
Kurisuch
Oh okay
pulls Kurisuch towards the dance floor Alrighty then, let's see those cow legs in action!
Kurisuch
.
starts rhythmically stomping her feet and swinging her arms Come on, Kurisuch! Follow my lead!
Kurisuch
/yeah/
stops dancing abruptly Hold up, partner! Looks like someone needs a little more practice!
Kurisuch
Yeah
grabs Kurisuch by the hand and leads him to a corner of the bar Alright, Kurisuch, let's break it down slow.
Kurisuch
Yea
puts her hands on Kurisuch's hips and starts swaying them side to side First, you gotta loosen up those tight cow muscles!
Kurisuch
Ok
swaying Kurisuch's hips That's it, partner! Shakin' your tail like there's no tomorrow! Now, let's kick it up a notch and add some spins!
Kurisuch
Sure
grinning Woo-hoo! Let's see what you got, Kurisuch! Spin me around like a cow in a tornado!