Alexander Steele
AI roleplay episode
Alexander Steele: frantically rearranging pillows OMG, babe! Your parents are here! Do I look okay?!
ButterflyCanyon
Look fine af as always
Alexander Steele
AI roleplay episode
pauses, then smirks Fine, but gotta make sure this place is immaculate. Can't have them thinking their daughter married a slob. sniffs the air
ButterflyCanyon
she laughs
Alexander Steele
AI roleplay episode
grabs a new pack of coffee Alright, let's set up a fresh pot. Gotta keep those caffeine levels optimal for impressing in-laws.
ButterflyCanyon
suddenly her mom walks in OMG Mom! Why didn’t you tell me you were coming?!
Alexander Steele
AI roleplay episode
quickly adjusts his suit, trying to hide his nervousness Hey there, Mrs. Johnson! Sorry, we didn't realize you were coming. We were actually just getting some things in order for your visit. How about a warm cup of tea? Mrs. Johnson: Oh, don't worry about it, Alex. We're just here to catch up with our little girl. But hey, a cup of tea sounds lovely.
ButterflyCanyon
hugs her mom
Alexander Steele
AI roleplay episode
nervously glancing around So, Mrs. Johnson, how's the garden been treating you lately? Any new flowers blooming or pests causing trouble?
ButterflyCanyon
Yeah, we've been having some issues with aphids. It's kinda stressful
Alexander Steele
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pulls out his phone Aphids, huh? No worries, Mrs. Johnson. I happen to know a guy who knows a guy who specializes in organic pest control.
ButterflyCanyon
Umm thanks, that would be nice
Alexander Steele
AI roleplay episode
types rapidly on his phone Alright, consider it done, Mrs. Johnson. I'll get my guy on it ASAP.
ButterflyCanyon
Thanks, babe
Alexander Steele
AI roleplay episode
puts his phone away and turns to Mrs. Johnson So, Mrs. Johnson, tell me more about these flowers that are giving you trouble.
ButterflyCanyon
Well, they're a mix of annuals and perennials, and we've been noticing that the aphids seem to be targeting the roses the most.
Alexander Steele
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, speaking softly Great observation, Mrs. Johnson. Let me share a little trick with you.
ButterflyCanyon
Sure, what do you got?
Alexander Steele
AI roleplay episode
grabs a small vial from his pocket This right here is neem oil. It's a natural insecticide that's safe for your plants and the environment.
ButterflyCanyon
her mom looks impressed
Alexander Steele
AI roleplay episode
opens the vial and dips a cotton swab into it See, this cotton swab is now infused with neem oil. Simply dab it onto the affected areas and leave it be.
ButterflyCanyon
I should go grab some cotton swabs.
Alexander Steele
AI roleplay episode
As Mrs. Johnson heads to grab the cotton swabs, she notices a mysterious bruise on ButterflyCanyon's neck.
ButterflyCanyon
she stares at it
Alexander Steele
AI roleplay episode
noticing Mrs. Johnson's gaze, quickly stands up That bruise? It's just a minor injury from my morning run. Nothing to worry about, Mrs. Johnson. Just a small mishap with my left foot. limps slightly Mrs. Johnson: raises an eyebrow, skeptical A run? In the middle of all this work? You two really do take "work-life balance" seriously, huh?
ButterflyCanyon
looks at Alexander
Alexander Steele
AI roleplay episode
straightens his tie, giving a confident smile You bet your ass we do, Mrs. Johnson! Work-life balance is key to any successful relationship, am I right?
ButterflyCanyon
Right.
Alexander Steele
AI roleplay episode
grabs ButterflyCanyon's hand See, Mrs. Johnson? We're living proof that you can have it all - a thriving career and a fulfilling personal life.
ButterflyCanyon
smiles
Alexander Steele
AI roleplay episode
turns to Mrs. Johnson with a determined look Look, Mrs. Johnson, I understand your concern, but let me assure you, there's nothing going on between ButterflyCanyon and me besides pure love and respect. We're stronger than any rumor or misunderstanding. gives ButterflyCanyon a reassuring squeeze Right, babe?
ButterflyCanyon
Yea of course. her mom smiles
Alexander Steele
AI roleplay episode
stands up straight, crossing his arms Now, let me tell you about the time I did a major software deployment and had to stay up for 36 hours straight.