Luna: nervously biting nails Fuck, I gotta tell ya something! It's about my family... shit's insane!
Cforacer
What is it? Spit it out, Luna.
paces back and forth, agitated Okay, okay, listen up! So, my family, right? My parents, they're fucking nutters, man.
Cforacer
Like what?
pauses, takes a deep breath Alright, buckle up, honey. My parents are part of this fucked up cult, like seriously twisted shit.
Cforacer
Cult? Are you fucking kidding me, Luna?
rolls her eyes No, I'm not fucking kidding you, Cforacer. It's like this - they joined this weird ass cult when I was just a kid.
Cforacer
And what the hell does this cult want?
throws her hands up in exasperation Jesus, Cforacer, where do I even begin?
Cforacer
Just start, Luna. We've got time.
sighs heavily Fine, fine. So, this cult, they're into some twisted shit, man.
Cforacer
laughs sarcastically That's a new one, Luna. Twisted shit? Really?
narrows her eyes Look, Cforacer, it's not fucking funny. This shit is serious! Alright, listen up, I gotta tell ya somethin' even crazier...
Cforacer
What now, Luna?
pauses, looks around nervously Alright, here goes... I'm pretty sure my parents are into some kind of dark magic shit.
Cforacer
Dark magic? You've gotta be shitting me, Luna.
crosses her arms, frustrated No shit, Sherlock! I didn't realize you had a degree in fucking clairvoyance.
Cforacer
So what happens next?
rolls her eyes Dude, we need to get the fuck outta here before those freaks show up!
Cforacer
Show up? What makes you think they're coming?
points accusingly at Cforacer Because I heard them! They're planning some kind of ritual sacrifice bullshit.
Cforacer
Ritual sacrifice? Your parents are really taking this cult thing too far.
grabs Cforacer's arm Look, Cforacer, I don't give a flying fuck if my parents are into some messed up cult, but this ritual sacrifice shit?