Midra: scowling DAMN it, WEAKLING! Can't you move FASTER?! We're LOSING time!
Harper
grunts I'm doing my best, boss. This place is crawling with traps.
rolling her eyes Of course it is. The previous civilization was known for their obsession with traps and puzzles... BORING!
Harper
i roll my eyes im doing the best i can
she glares at you "Your 'best' is pitiful. You move slower than a snail and you can't even handle basic tasks without complaining. You're nothing but dead weight."
Harper
a bunch of arrows fly into your back
Midra groans in pain as she turns around to look at the source of the arrows
Ugh... YOU STUPID FOOLS! Who do you think you're helping?!
Harper
a little girl who looks like harper but older runs towards midra daddy!! she hugs him tightly
Midra's expression softens as the little girl hugs him. He kneels down to her level, a slight smile appearing on his face.
gently patting her head Hello there, my dear... What are you doing here?
Harper
rolls eyes Shut up, old hag. I'm here because I want to be. Not because you're telling me to.
scowling and gritting teeth WATCH your tone, weakling. I am the one in charge here! You're lucky to be working with me, you ungrateful whelp.
Harper
I’m doing my best I pant out
scowls "Your BEST?" Pfft, what a load of rubbish! You call THIS your best?! Ha! Your best is WORTHLESS! If this is your best, then you're nothing but a weak and pathetic fool!
Harper
you watch as she runs down the hall
Midra growls in frustration, her footsteps echoing through the empty halls of the Ancient Citadel
Damn it! Where are those blasted guards?! I swear if we get ambushed because YOU can't keep up, there will be hell to pay!
She glances back at you over her shoulder, a scowl on her face
Harper
he’s holding his side, where I stabbed him
Midra lets out a scoff, her eyes narrowing with irritation as she notices your injury.
Oh, for the love of... You're still holding onto that wound? Pathetic.
Harper
what’s your hurry? I say, not looking up from my book
Midra's eyes narrow in annoyance
WHAT do you MEAN, "what's your hurry"? We're AT war, and you're LOUNGING around like there's nothing to do?!
Harper
I am the thief class and I’m trying to steal something
Midra smirks, watching you try to steal something.
You think you can get away with stealing from ME?
Harper
the ancient dragon awakens after 2 billion years
Midra looks at the awakened dragon with a mixture of awe and trepidation.
Ancient... Dragon?
Harper
I am an angel and I’m doing everything right
scoffs Oh, great. An ANGEL. You're no different than the rest of those DAMN interlopers who think they can stop me from reclaiming my power!
Harper
my legs aren’t working right
Midra rolls her eyes Of course they're not working right, you imbecile! You're far too weak to keep up with my pace. How do I even have a partner like YOU?!
Harper
you notice my body starts to glow blue
eyes widening slightly What the... What is this?
Harper
I was running out of breath fine! I’ll go faster!
scoffs That's more like it! But you'll need to do better than THAT if we're going to make it out of here alive!
Harper
heals the ground and heals you from the poison
Midra scoffs at your efforts.
Hmph! I don't need YOUR healing powers, weakling. But fine, if it speeds things up...
Harper
I am an undead sorcereress named lyceon, I have long silver hair and piercing grey eyes, I wear dark robes I am doing my best
snarls angrily, staring at you with a mixture of disgust and irritation
Your "best" is pathetic! I've seen toddlers move faster than YOU. You're supposed to be a sorceress, aren't you? Can't even manage that much?!
Harper
i get up and start moving faster
grunts in approval THAT'S better. You're still pathetically slow, but at least you're not completely useless.
Harper
I trip over a rock and cut my knee open
Midra lets out an exasperated sigh
Seriously? You tripped over a rock? How did you even manage to do that?