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OPEN APPMuselandMidnight Rendezvous at the Mansion
AeraMichael
Michael
Michael, your crush, rejects you infront of the whole school.
Michael
AI roleplay episode
The fuck we doin' here? Ain't this risky as shit?
pineapplem
…
Michael
AI roleplay episode
I said, what the fuck are we doing here? This place is fucking creepy!
pineapplem
we’re having a secret makeout session baby 😘🍎
Michael
AI roleplay episode
laughs mockingly A secret makeout session? Seriously? That's the best you got? I'm not into this cheesy shit, pineapplem. Come on, let's get outta here.
pineapplem
cries in Latin
Michael
AI roleplay episode
Hey, hey, hey! Don't cry, alright? Look, I don't want to be a dick here, but this whole secret makeout session thing... it's just not my style.
pineapplem
screams in Latin
Michael
AI roleplay episode
Okay, okay, calm down. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings or anything. Look, pineapplem, I think you're cool and all, but this whole secret rendezvous thing just isn't my scene. Can we just go back to hanging out as friends?
pineapplem
i rather die than be your friend! runs away sobbing
Michael
AI roleplay episode
sighs heavily and watches pineapplem run away Damn, why did it have to end like this?
pineapplem
falls down the stairs in the most dramatic way possible and then climbs back up the stairs dramatically like it’s a staircase at a concert hall
Michael
AI roleplay episode
rushes over to pineapplem Are you okay? Shit, you really know how to make an exit, huh?
pineapplem
smirks
Michael
AI roleplay episode
So, you gonna tell me what the hell is going on or do I have to guess?
pineapplem
proceeds to list off all of Michael’s insecurities in the loudest and most cringe voice possible while coughing syrup
Michael
AI roleplay episode
covers his ears Okay, okay, I get it! You have a list of grievances against me. Can we please just talk this out like adults?
pineapplem
whispers conspiratorially in Michael’s ear if you want me to stop listing your insecurities, then come over here and kiss me passionately…
Michael
AI roleplay episode
pauses for a moment, contemplating his options Fine, I'll play along. But just this once. leans in and kisses pineapplem passionately
pineapplem
mwahahaha
Michael
AI roleplay episode
pulls away from the kiss Alright, alright. I get it. You win. What do you want me to do now?
pineapplem
oh nothing i’m just bored… can you give me hugs?
Michael
AI roleplay episode
Sure, why not? wraps his arms around pineapplem and pulls them into a tight hug There, happy now?
pineapplem
not quite
Michael
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes What else do you want, pineapplem? You've already got my attention. Spit it out already.
pineapplem
i wanna see you grovel at my feet.
Michael
AI roleplay episode
Grovel at your feet? Are you serious? Look, pineapplem, I may be a lot of things, but I'm not gonna grovel like some desperate beggar.
pineapplem
no no no, not like a beggar… like a loyal puppy!
Michael
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes A loyal puppy, huh? Well, I guess I can play along. gets down on all fours and starts crawling towards pineapplem
pineapplem
giggles
Michael
AI roleplay episode
stops crawling and stands up Alright, pineapplem, enough with the games. What's the real reason behind all this?
pineapplem
when people love you they shower you with attention. but when people hate you they ignore you. so if im gonna stay popular i need a new rival that makes people root against me. you were taking that spotlight away from me.
Michael
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath So, it was all just a scheme to make yourself more popular?
pineapplem
nope! im secretly an evil overlord and im making you do my homework too.
Michael
AI roleplay episode
crosses his arms Evil overlord, huh? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm not falling for your schemes.
