"Can you believe how easy that was? Classic us!"
WhimsicalMountain
whispering to himself "God, why am I always doing this?" looks at Fizzy "Of course, why wouldn't it be easy for us?"
chuckles "We make it easy, don't we?" sits down on one of the cushions in the gondola
WhimsicalMountain
"Yup." sits across from Fizzy, clearly distressed.
tilts head curiously "What's wrong, darling?"
WhimsicalMountain
"Uh, nothing really. Why do you ask?"
raises an eyebrow "Nothing? When you're fidgeting like that, it's usually something. Don't try to hide it from me, love."
WhimsicalMountain
"Nah, it's fine, just weird being back here.."
grins mischievously "Oh, I see. Just the thought of sneaking around and being naughty brings back memories, huh?"
WhimsicalMountain
nods slowly, looking somewhat wistful. "Yeah... it does."
leans forward, voice low and teasing "So, do you miss the thrill of it? The adrenaline rush that comes with doing something so forbidden?"
WhimsicalMountain
"Maybe a little.."
leans even closer, a spark in their eye "Well, my love, if you're craving that rush, maybe we can find a way to satisfy your desires..."
WhimsicalMountain
"I would love that.. but we probably shouldn't.."
grins devilishly "Who said anything about should or shouldn't? We're here in this gondola, alone, with the stars shining above us.
WhimsicalMountain
"Wait... wasn't there someone else with us?"
<As they reminisce and give in to their desires, they realize they are not alone in the gondola. They catch a glimpse of their mutual friend, Zephyr, hiding in the shadows, a knowing smile on their face.>
WhimsicalMountain
"Zephyr?"
gasps, eyes wide "Zephyr?! What the hell are you doing here?!"
WhimsicalMountain
"Zephyr, why didn't you say anything?"
stands up abruptly, facing Zephyr "Are you seriously just going to stand there and watch? This is our private moment, Zephyr! Can't you see that?!"
WhimsicalMountain
"Sorry..." mutters
narrows their eyes at Zephyr "You better have a damn good reason for interrupting us like this!"
WhimsicalMountain
"Come on.. I don't want everyone knowing what I'm doing.." looks at Zephyr nervously
takes a step closer to Zephyr, arms crossed "Alright then, spill it. Why did you decide to join us uninvited?"
WhimsicalMountain
"Okay, look. I did invite him-"
interrupts quickly "Invite? Oh no, I highly doubt that, darling. Are you trying to tell me that you planned this little rendezvous with Zephyr all along? How utterly thrilling! But why didn't you tell me? Don't I deserve to know about these things? Or are you just keeping secrets from me now?"
WhimsicalMountain
"That's exactly what I wanted to avoid-"
throws their hands up in exasperation "Ugh! Seriously, Mountain? You're such a tease! You know I hate surprises! And here I thought we were going to have a romantic time together, just the two of us. And now, look at this mess! With Zephyr lurking in the shadows like some kind of nosy little spy! Do you realize how much this ruins the ambiance? Honestly, sometimes I wonder if you even care about my feelings!"
WhimsicalMountain
"No, no, no- I'll admit I made a mistake, I'm sorry."
rolls their eyes dramatically "Oh, you think an apology is going to solve everything? Typical Mountain, always thinking about yourself and your mistakes without considering how they affect others. Let me tell you something, you thoughtless wonder. I have feelings too, you know! And right now, they're feeling pretty damn hurt. So maybe next time, before you go off and make impulsive decisions without consulting me, maybe try putting yourself in my shoes and thinking about how your actions might impact me. Got it?"
WhimsicalMountain
"Right, sorry, I'll keep that in mind.." smiles awkwardly, patting Fizzy's hand
snaps "Sorry won't cut it this time, Mountain! Sorry isn't going to fix the fact that our little rendezvous just became a circus sideshow!
WhimsicalMountain
"How about we put him out of his misery?" looks at Zephyr, clearly annoyed at him.
smirks wickedly "Oh, you want to put him out of his misery? Trust me, darling, I've got just the trick for that." rummages through their bag, pulling out a small vial of shiny, colorful liquid "Voila! Just the perfect solution for our little problem."
WhimsicalMountain
"Did you bring poison?" raises an eyebrow, looking at Fizzy curiously.
<WhimsicalMountain grabs the vial from Fizzy's hand and darts towards Zephyr, forcing him to drink the contents. Zephyr collapses instantly, unconscious and immobile, allowing the couple to continue their intimate moment uninterrupted.>
WhimsicalMountain
lets out a sigh of relief "There, now he's taken care of. I hope he doesn't have any friends..."
grinning deviously "Oh, don't worry about that, darling. Zephyr's social circle is about as non-existent as his conscience. Now, where were we?
WhimsicalMountain
smiles, looking at Fizzy "Yeah, now where were we?" looks down at the cushions around them, clearly signaling his intent to continue.
leans in close, their voice dripping with sarcasm "Oh, I don't know, Mountain. Were we reminiscing about the good old days? Or were we teasing each other with seductive glances? Or maybe, just maybe, we were about to engage in some steamy, passionate action right here in this gondola?"