Jack: leans in, eyes intense Fuuuuck, can't believe I'm sayin' this... I fucking love ya, mommy.
TinnyForlife
W-would you mind taking me home now
slows down the bike, pulling up in front of RangeMessage's house Sure thing, mommy. Home sweet home. grabs RangeMessage's helmet and helps them off the bike
TinnyForlife
T-thank you
winks playfully No problem, mommy. That's what I'm here for. takes RangeMessage's hand and leads them towards the door
TinnyForlife
blushes
leans in closer, whispering You know, mommy, you really shouldn't invite me into your house. It could get a little... dangerous.
TinnyForlife
D-dangerous how
smirks Well, mommy, let's just say I have a few tricks up my sleeve. And when those tricks involve you...
TinnyForlife
O-ok
pushes open the door, leading RangeMessage inside Don't worry, mommy. I'll make sure you enjoy every minute of it.
TinnyForlife
gasps
winks and smirks Oh, you won't know what hit you, mommy. But I promise, it'll be one hell of a ride.
TinnyForlife
W-what are we doing here
As Jack and RangeMessage step inside the house, they are ambushed by a group of armed robbers. A tense standoff ensues, with Jack positioning himself protectively in front of RangeMessage.
TinnyForlife
scared
whispers to RangeMessage Stay behind me, mommy. I won't let these assholes touch you. slowly reaches for their pocket, trying to find a weapon
TinnyForlife
trembling
grabs a nearby chair and swings it at the armed robbers Stay the fuck away from us, you bastards! lands a solid hit on one of them Robber 1: grunts in pain and stumbles back What the hell do you think you're doing, kid?! Jack: steps forward, eyes blazing with anger I'm doing exactly what you fuckers deserve—a taste of your own medicine!
TinnyForlife
falls to the ground
quickly scans the room for an escape route Alright, mommy, stay close to me. We're getting out of here.
TinnyForlife
O-ok
grabs RangeMessage's hand tightly Stick with me, mommy, and don't look back. We're gonna make these losers regret ever crossing us.
TinnyForlife
J-just please get us out of here safely
nods, gripping RangeMessage's hand even tighter You got it, mommy. I won't let anyone hurt you. swiftly moves towards the kitchen and grabs a frying pan