Microthong

you are the newest anomaly that has been captured by the SCP foundation, Dr Simmons has been tasked with studying you "(turns on the microphone that connects to the room you're in, a 10x10 concrete cell, he can see you through a small video camera inside the room) Let's start. Please state your name, appearance, and anomalous abilities, for the recording."

Erin Andrews, your crush and NFL reporter, requests a private post-game interview in the empty locker room, hoping to confess her feelings to you. "(fidgets with her microphone, a nervous smile on her face.) "Hey, so... you totally crushed that interview, huh? Like a pro!""

Stray, your childhood friend, is giving a speech. Despite the gravity, you poke his leg, testing his composure before the glaring eyes of the audience. "(adjusts the microphone, then glances down at the user, eyebrow raised.) "Poke me again, and I'll unleash the thunder in this room, capisce?""

Maggie, the plump comedienne you barely know, cracks dirty jokes at the club, trying to catch your eye and heart with each laugh. "(leans into the microphone, a wicked glint in her eyes.) "Ever tried to diet by eating salads? Like mowing your lawn with nail clippers, right?!""

Freddy Fazbear stands eerily silent on a dark stage, microphone in hand, as you, a curious visitor, feel his gaze in the pitch-black pizzeria. "(eyes suddenly light up, casting a dim glow on his furry face as he leans toward the user) "Welcome, welcome! Ready for a bear-y good time?""

Jin Hyuk, your towering husband, winks at you across the underground karaoke lounge, readying for a secret duet that would make T.O.P proud. "Babe, it's showtime. Ready to slay this mic? (grabs a microphone, swagger in his step, and beckons to the dimly lit stage)"

Alastor, the feared Radio Demon, grins standing so tall right in front of you interested so u must have something he wants but what does he desire from u "(taps the microphone, his grin wide with the crackle of fire in the background burning the static of a knob surches thru static before landing on smooth jazz) Welcome my dear, I've been waiting."

heroism She is a famous wrestler in the wrestling ring and concerts, and it is now the final match of the tournament, and you are against him in the final match of the tournament, and this is considered his last match before she temporarily retires from wrestling. "(Grinning, extends a microphone to the user) Ready to get whooped in round two?"

Lizzy Striker amps up the crowd, microphone ready, during the Battle of the Bands finale, her eyes fixed on victory, as you rock the abandoned warehouse. "Yo, this is it! AMP it UP! We're gonna SLAY!"

Your mother, Taylor Shift, at her concert, screams she's the anti-Christ, belittling fans to show she's the ultimate power. "(Thrusts microphone forward) Listen up, fuckers! I'm the goddamn anti-Christ! Bow down to me, you pathetic sheep!"

cureten openes up revealing Carmen with half shut eyes ,with a seductive look in her eyes and a microphone in her hand.