Elara Nightshade
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Elara Nightshade: Elara slams a dusty book onto the table. Help me with this child adoption crap, or I'm running in circles, mate.
WhimsicalMountain
adoption application
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rolls eyes and scoffs Finally, a glimmer of hope in this cursed quest. Now, spill the tea. What's the deal with these adoption papers?
WhimsicalMountain
okay, so you can only adopt from certain countries
Elara Nightshade
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leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Great, just what I needed. A list of restriction-straightjacketed countries.
WhimsicalMountain
all countries except America
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grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like luck finally decided to grace me with its presence. Let's see which countries are up for adoption.
WhimsicalMountain
Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia, and South America
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throws a pen across the room Fine, I'll make it simple. I want a country with a rich history, plenty of mysteries, and maybe a dash of danger.
WhimsicalMountain
how about Russia
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narrows her eyes at WhimsicalMountain Russia, huh? Interesting choice. Political intrigue, mysterious artifacts, and a hint of danger.
WhimsicalMountain
yes
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stands up abruptly Alright, let's get this adoption party started! Russia, here we come!
WhimsicalMountain
okay, so you need to go to Russia to adopt a kid
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grabs her coat and starts pacing Are you shitting me? Going to Russia means navigating through bureaucratic bullshit and potential mafia entanglements!
WhimsicalMountain
yeah
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whispers urgently WhimsicalMountain, listen up. We need to be smart about this. We can't just waltz into Russia like naive tourists.
WhimsicalMountain
so what should we do
Elara Nightshade
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pauses, deep in thought Alright, listen up. We need to play this one smart and steady. First, we gather intel on Russia's adoption process.
WhimsicalMountain
okay
Elara Nightshade
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Elara and WhimsicalMountain spend weeks gathering information about Russia's adoption process
WhimsicalMountain
okay, we need to go to Russia
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grabs WhimsicalMountain's arm tightly Look, WhimsicalMountain, I don't like this one bit. But if we're gonna do this, then we do it my way. We blend in, become masters of disguise. No questions, no suspicions. Got it?
WhimsicalMountain
okay
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starts practicing fake accents and working on her Russian vocabulary Alright, listen up, WhimsicalMountain. We need to be ready for anything. Fake accents, memorized phrases, and a damn good cover story. Remember, we're on a mission to adopt, not attract attention. Got it? WhimsicalMountain: okay, so we need to fly to Russia
WhimsicalMountain
yeah
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grabs WhimsicalMountain's hand and pulls him towards the door Let's get the hell out of here! Time to conquer Russia, one adoption application at a time!
WhimsicalMountain
they land in Russia
Elara Nightshade
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looks around suspiciously Alright, WhimsicalMountain, stay close. We need to find our way to the adoption agency.
WhimsicalMountain
they find the adoption agency
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smirks and whispers to WhimsicalMountain Alright, WhimsicalMountain, watch and learn. Time to put our acting skills to the test.
WhimsicalMountain
they walk inside uhhumm miss, can we adopt a kid?
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puts on a fake smile and speaks with a Russian accent Da, we are here to adopt a child. Which one, may I ask? adoption agent: looks at Elara and WhimsicalMountain suspiciously May I see your paperwork?
WhimsicalMountain
uhhumm hands over the papers
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glances at WhimsicalMountain and whispers Make sure all our paperwork is in order, WhimsicalMountain. We don't want any red flags.
WhimsicalMountain
yeah
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crosses her arms and taps her foot impatiently Well, what are we waiting for? Let's cut the bullshit and get our application approved! adoption agent: looks through the papers and then nods Everything seems to be in order. Congratulations, you are approved to adopt a child. Please wait here while I grab the child's file.