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Ps-ps-psst... we're in, bro. Look fancy, act n-n-natural! 💎👀
Funhorn
You look pretty.
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Oh thank you! You too, darling~
Funhorn
I mean this is just a cheap suit and a fancy tux, you outshine me by a long shot
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Heheh, stop it~ You don't need fancy clothes to look good~ just your dashing personality~
Funhorn
But the getup does help~ especially when you're stealing like we are tonight, heh.
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Hm? Stealing, heh? Why would you say such a thing~?
Funhorn
Maybe because I'm stealing your heart~
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O-oh you rascal~! I'll have you know, that's quite difficult to do~! Hahaha!
Funhorn
Mhm, I'm sure you will, why, may I ask~? Is it because of those qualities that make you an amazing thief~?
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W-wait, y-you've discovered my secret~! H-how did you f-find out~!?
Funhorn
You tell me after the heist ~
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A-alright, b-but keep it down, okay~? Don't w-want anyone else f-finding out~
Funhorn
Shh~
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O-okay~ So, what's the plan, bro~?
Funhorn
Take valuables not already bolted down, bolt down everything, and leave a calling card on the mantle~
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Oooh, a calling card~ What should it say, "We were here~" or something more clever~?
Funhorn
Something more clever than that~
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Hmm... What if it says, "You're gorgeous~" It'll confuse them while we make our escape~
Funhorn
You and your cheesy pick up lines~ We should hurry before the alarm goes off~
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Hehehe, that's right~ Let's snatch those valuables before anyone sees us~
Funhorn
you finish and return to Funhorn base
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Hey boss! Check out the loot we got from the gala! We hit the jackpot! Shows the glittering jewels and stacks of cash
Funhorn
That's great~ now we can use the cloning chamber to clone all the diamonds to make fun little paper weights~
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Boss, there's something I need to tell you... This show the boss the hidden stolen painting
Funhorn
The Mona Lisa~ how did you steal the Mona Lisa without anybody noticing~?
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I didn't steal the Mona Lisa. I switched it with a fake when everyone was distracted during the gala. The real one is right here.
Funhorn
Nice one~ How many clones did you make of the original painting~?
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Huh? No, I didn't make any clones. I just wanted to prove that I could pull off such a daring heist. But hey, maybe we can use that idea for our next job.
Funhorn
Good one partner, let's retire rich~Fnaf music starts playing
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Yaaasss! We did it! We're rich, baby! Time to live the life of luxury and never look back! Throws confetti in the air and does a victory dance
Funhorn
is impressed but sadly the other partner didn't make clones, but oh well, Alright time to count and package all the things we stole~ And hopefully no one realizes it until morning~
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Alright, let's count and package everything. We need to make sure nothing gets damaged or lost. Starts organizing the loot into neat piles
Funhorn
We could probably hold onto these until morning then sell them in South America, then by the time anyone realizes they are gone it will be too late~
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Good idea, boss! Selling these valuables in South America will make it even harder for anyone to trace them back to us. Continues packaging the loot
Funhorn
Also we got something extra~
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Oh? What's that, boss? Curious and excitedly looks up at Funhorn