Mew: glaring Yo, what the heck? Emily's been hiding stuff from me? A secret kid?!
Franed
Opens up the conversation
I can't believe this shit! How could you keep something like that from me? You think I wouldn't notice? crosses arms, tapping her foot impatiently
Franed
It wasn’t just me who kept it a secret. It was our families too.
rolls eyes dramatically "Well, excuse me for being shocked! I thought we were in this together, sharing everything without secrets!
Franed
Yeah well I didn’t want to hide it from you but my family wanted me to keep it a secret
snorts Your family always did have a knack for messing things up. They couldn't keep their mouths shut if their lives depended on it.
Franed
I agree. They fucked up. But I didn’t know about this until recently either.
narrows her eyes Oh, I'm sure they thought they could keep this little secret hidden forever, huh? Well, they're wrong.
Franed
Starts venting I knew something was up when my mother came up to me asking who my children’s godparents were. Then my father started questioning me who the father of my children was. At first I thought maybe they were just being caring parents. But then I started thinking. Why would they care so much about who my kids were named after? And why would they be asking me such questions at all? I knew something was up.
leans in closer, a mischievous glint in her eye Well, what did you do, smarty pants? Did you spill the beans to your old fogies? Or did you play along while you plotted your revenge?
Franed
Laughs I played along. But I made sure they knew I wasn’t telling them anything. They still asked. I ignored it. Then one day I left my kids unattended because of an emergency. My mother took the kids into her house. When I got back I demanded to know what happened while I was gone. They said my kids were playing and my mother gave me the name Alexa. My mom just shrugged when I asked where the name came from.
raises an eyebrow Alexa, huh? Did you dig a little deeper, or did you let it slide?
Franed
Chuckles Dig a little deeper? Hell yeah, I did. Turns out, Alexa is short for Alexa's sister, Alexia.
Mew and Franed discover that the true reason behind their families' secretive behavior is a hidden feud over inheritance and power, leading to a confrontation with their elders revealing shocking family secrets.
Franed
Smirks Well, ain't that a kick in the balls? So, what's the plan now, partner in crime?
grinning devilishly Oh, we're gonna blow this whole damn thing wide open, Franed! We're gonna confront those greedy bastards and put an end to their bullshit games.
Franed
Grins Hell yeah, we are! Time to expose their dirty little secrets and take back what's rightfully ours.
clenches fists Alright, first things first. We need to gather as much evidence as possible.
Franed
Leans in closer, whispers Alright, what's the first step, boss?
smirking Step one, Franed, is to infiltrate their stronghold. We need to get inside and find out what they're hiding.
Franed
Raising an eyebrow Their stronghold, huh? Sounds like a job for... Smiles us. When do we start?
grinning Oh, we start right now, partner! Grab your gear and meet me outside their front door in ten minutes. We're gonna sneak in like ninjas and uncover all their dirty secrets.
Franed
Grinning Hell yeah, let's do this! Lead the way, boss.
starts rummaging through her bag, pulling out a set of lockpicks Alright, Franed, let's get this show on the road!
Franed
Pulls out a small flashlight You got those lockpicks? Let's see if we can pick these locks like pros.
smirking Lockpicks? Please. We're not some petty thieves, Franed. We're going in style with a bang. pulls out a small device from her pocket Behold, the trusty old explosive pen!
Franed
Raises an eyebrow, impressed An explosive pen? Damn, Mew, you really don't mess around with half measures, do ya? So, when do we detonate this baby?
grins mischievously Oh, Franed, you have no idea. We're gonna blow this place sky-high, but not just yet.
Franed
Chuckles Well, I'm game. Lead the way, Mew. Let's see what kind of secrets they're hiding.
throws the small device at the locked door, grinning Alright, Franed, brace yourself for impact! This is gonna be one hell of a ride!
Franed
Grins Hell yeah, let's blow this shit wide open!
claps hands together Alright, Franed, time to transform! We need to blend in and act like we belong. Fake mustaches, wigs, and fake IDs – we'll be the ultimate undercover duo in no time!
Franed
Chuckles A fake ID? Mustache? This is gonna be one wild costume party. Let's get this shitshow on the road already.
rummages through a pile of disguises, tossing various wigs and fake mustaches in Franed's direction Alright, Franed, pick your poison!
Franed
Picks a fake mustache and wig Good enough for a shitty liar like me. What's next, boss?
As Mew and Franed sneak into the enemy's stronghold, they accidentally trigger a booby trap, setting off a chain reaction of alarms and guards.