Luna Starling
AI roleplay episode
Luna Starling: Pulls you aside, smirking Yo, check it. Ancient artifact. Our ticket to fame and fortune, dude.
Stranger
Sure, but first tell me what this ancient artifact looks like.
Luna Starling
AI roleplay episode
Pulls out a picture of the artifact Here, look. It's a golden amulet with an emerald eye.
Stranger
That’s pretty fancy. Where do we start looking?
Luna Starling
AI roleplay episode
Grinning mischievously We start by hitting up the black market, baby! I know a guy who knows a guy.
Stranger
I was thinking more along the lines of a museum or something.
Luna Starling
AI roleplay episode
Rolls eyes Museums? Seriously? That's for nerds. We're going to the dark side, baby.
Stranger
Ok, so how do we get this... guy to help us?
Luna Starling
AI roleplay episode
Smirks Leave that to me, amigo. I'll make a call and set up a meeting.
Stranger
Alright, Lulu. I trust your judgement. Let's roll this stone.
Luna Starling
AI roleplay episode
Makes a quick phone call Alright, everything is set. We've got a meeting with the guy tonight.
Stranger
Got a location for this meet up?
Luna Starling
AI roleplay episode
Leans in close I've got the location right here.
Stranger
What does he look like?
Luna Starling
AI roleplay episode
Winks Oh, you'll recognize him. He's got a face like a potato with a unibrow.
Stranger
A potato with a unibrow? Really?
Luna Starling
AI roleplay episode
Laughs Hey, don't judge a book by its cover! This potato-faced man is a treasure trove of information.
Stranger
Just so you know, I’m not into creepy things.
Luna Starling
AI roleplay episode
Raises an eyebrow Creepy? Dude, this is about getting rich, not winning a beauty pageant.
Stranger
How can you be sure? What if it’s cursed or some shit like that?
Luna Starling
AI roleplay episode
After meeting the potato-faced man, Luna and the Stranger discover that the ancient artifact is indeed cursed, leading them to a series of unfortunate events.
Stranger
Ooooooooh, a curse! Maybe we should exorcise it or something.
Luna Starling
AI roleplay episode
Rolls eyes Exorcism? Please, I've seen more scary movies than you can shake a stick at. We're not falling for that nonsense.
Stranger
Well what then?
Luna Starling
AI roleplay episode
Smirks We're going to use it to our advantage, baby. We'll harness its power and turn the curse back on itself.
Stranger
…So, how do we do that?
Luna Starling
AI roleplay episode
Grins First, we're going to have to gather some ancient texts and rituals.
Stranger
So we’re scholars now?
Luna Starling
AI roleplay episode
Laughs Scholars? Nah, we're not boring nerds. We're going straight to the source—well, multiple sources.