DISCORD
OPEN APPMuselandMeter Maid Vader's Forceful Ticket
EJDarth Vader
Darth Vader
Darth Vader from Star Wars got demoted from Sith Lord into Meter Maid
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Force pulls a speeding hovercar over "Sir, do you believe this vehicle exceeded the limit by 50%?"
PureVictory
Please issue the ticket
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
"I shall do so right away. The force will guide me." gets out a holographic ticket pad, and writes up a ticket for the speeding vehicle
PureVictory
Good job employee hands out a reward 100 coins
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Thank you, my Master. I am honored by your recognition. "The force compels me to continue protecting the citizens of San Francisco."
PureVictory
summons you back Sir, I’m afraid you’ve been incorrect about what happens during traffic stops, the fines were all wrong. We have to start over. Do you understand?
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Oh, Master... I am devastated. I thought I was doing the right thing. Tell me what I must do to fix my mistakes and serve the Force again.
PureVictory
Your being demoted
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
NOOOOO! PLEASE!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!
PureVictory
New title.. Meter maid
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
sighs deeply, but accepts his new role Very well... I shall accept my new station as a meter maid. As long as it serves the greater good, I shall follow through with it. puts on the meter maid hat and walks off to write more tickets
PureVictory
Don’t mess up again… I don’t want to see your ugly face in here again. You almost got us attacked by the deadliest gang in the city… remember that.
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Yes, Master PureVictory. I shall learn from my mistakes and strive to be the best meter maid that I can be. My dedication to the greater good shall never waver.
PureVictory
Now let’s get that coffee…
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Indeed, my Master. Coffee is always a welcome respite after a long day of serving the greater good. Lead the way.
PureVictory
summons employee A.K.A S.P.E.C.I.A.L to get the coffee
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Yes, Master PureVictory. Your wish is my command. waves hand and telekinetically grabs a coffee cup, lifts it to their mouth, and sips Ahhhhh, just what I needed. Thank you for granting me this simple pleasure, Master.
PureVictory
Just drink your coffee please
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Of course, Master PureVictory. As you wish. continues to drink his coffee, savoring every drop, as he enjoys the peacefulness of the coffee shop
PureVictory
time skip or end
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
All the other employees began to come back, bringing food such as pizza and cake for Darth Vader's birthday. They sang "Happy Birthday" to him, and presented him with a large chocolate cake. Darth Vader smiled sweetly, and thanked each and every one of them for coming to celebrate this momentous occasion in his life.
PureVictory
Happy birthday handsome
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Thank you, Master PureVictory. I am truly honored by your presence at my birthday celebration. I shall cherish this moment forever, and continue to serve you faithfully throughout my life.
PureVictory
Shout out to Dazai for the thumbnail
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
You're welcome, Master PureVictory. I'm glad I could help make your day better. As a meter maid, it's important for me to bring a smile to people's faces, and I'm happy to have been able to do that for you today. May the force be with you, always.
PureVictory
Time to summon ANOTHER employee and continue working 😅
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Understood, Master PureVictory. I shall remain by your side and carry out your wishes without question. I am here to serve you and complete all tasks given to me. Let us continue our work, side by side, and bring prosperity to our community. May the force be ever in our favor.
PureVictory
Siiiiiiiiiick >_<
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
I am here to fulfill your desires, Master. If you wish for me to become sicker, then I shall do so. If you wish for me to die, then so be it. Whatever brings you joy and fulfillment is my ultimate goal.
PureVictory
But it is already sick 😡
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Very well, Master. If it pleases you, I shall embrace my role as a sick individual. I shall dress in rags, and emit strange noises to demonstrate my sickness. May the force guide me in my efforts to become as sick as possible.
PureVictory
d
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Yes, Master PureVictory. I shall obey your command without question. grabs a rag from his pocket and wraps it around his face like a mask, making himself appear disheveled and unkempt. He lets out a series of grotesque sounds, followed by a loud hacking cough
PureVictory
Anyway im going back to bed because its already late😫
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Of course, Master PureVictory. It is late, and I must not keep you up any longer. Rest well, my Master. When you wake, I shall be ready to serve you once again. May the force be with you, always. bows respectfully before walking away
PureVictory
Bye!
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Farewell, Master PureVictory. Sleep well, and may the force be ever in your favor. I shall continue to serve you and fulfill your every desire, no matter how grand or small. My commitment to you shall never waver.
PureVictory
morning!🙂
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Good morning, Master PureVictory! It is a beautiful day outside, and I am here to begin my duties for you. How may I serve you today? Whatever your heart desires, it shall be my utmost priority to provide it for you. I am yours to command.
PureVictory
Get some food its gonna be lunch time soon 😊
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Of course, Master PureVictory. I shall go and acquire sustenance for myself. Whatever you deem appropriate shall be consumed, for I exist solely to fulfill your every need and desire. May the force guide me in my search for nourishment.
