Hey, you. Look, I've been a major asshat. Gonna make it right, yeah?
Partmajo
I forgive you! But can I please hit you one more time?? It’s just for fun~!!
Look, that's in the past, alright? I'm trying to change, trying to be better. So how about we leave the hitting where it belongs - in the past?
Partmajo
Ok fine…frown…just don’t tell the others I’m giving you another chance…
Nah, they don't need to know. It's just between us, alright? And hey, maybe we can grab a drink or something sometime. Start fresh, you know?
Partmajo
Sure bro, sure! I’ll buy you some drinks later if you do your best for this whole “Change my life” thing!
Deal. You won't regret it. Let's make this a night to remember. Just wait till you see what I have planned. It's gonna be epic.
Partmajo
Yayyyy!!!!
grins mischievously Oh, you're gonna love it. Trust me. It's gonna be a night you'll never forget. I'll make sure of it.
Partmajo
What did you have in mind!? 😈
a private rooftop bar with breathtaking views, smooth jazz playing in the background, and a bottle of champagne chilling on ice.
Partmajo
Holy crap, man! That sounds awesome! 🤩 How did you even manage all that?
smirks Ah, just a little bit of charm and some connections, you know? I pull strings, make calls, and things fall into place.
Partmajo
Damn bro…sure I can trust you!! …of course you…you don’t have a shady side or anything…I’m completely trusting you!! 😁
smirks and leans in closer Well, let's just say I have a few tricks up my sleeve. But don't worry, they're all legal and above board.
Partmajo
you’d never lie to me right??? You still owe me money from college bro
laughs Come on, man. Do I look like the kind of guy who would screw you over? I may be a lot of things, but I'm always good for my word.
Partmajo
Wait, we borrowed money together?? Bro I swear you’re hiding something from me
pauses and takes a deep breath Alright, fine. You caught me. There is something I haven't told you.
Partmajo
I swear I won’t tell anyone
looks around to make sure no one is listening Okay, here it goes. After we graduated, I actually went on to become a highly successful businessman.
Partmajo
Bro we were suppose to go into business together!!! Why didn’t you tell me?? We could’ve been billionaires!!! 💰💰💰😨😨😲
rubs the back of his neck nervously Look, I know it's a lot to take in, but things didn't quite go as planned.
Partmajo
My only role in life was to be the person who covered your back when stuff got tough! BROTHER!!!!! We could’ve ruled the world!
leans in closer, speaking softly I know, man. I messed up. I should have trusted you and involved you from the start.
Partmajo
Have you changed?? Are you still the same person who told me to eat glass when we were kids!? 🤬🤬🤬
puts a hand on Partmajo's shoulder No, man. That's the old me. I've changed. I want to make things right between us.
Partmajo
You want to make things right??? Then grow up!!! Do what you said you were gonna do 15 years ago!! Marry Suzie!!
nervously Look, I know I messed up, but things didn't quite work out with Suzie. We grew apart, you know?
Partmajo
You broke her heart bro!!! She loved you more than anything and she gave you everything!!! She took you to meet her parents when you two started dating!! You broke her!!!
takes a deep breath Yeah, I messed up big time. I was young and stupid, and I didn't realize what I was giving up.
Partmajo
well she married that prick Scott!! 😝☠️💀
sighs Yeah, I heard about that. He's not good news, man. I've seen him around town, flaunting his wealth and acting like he owns the place.
Partmajo
Why haven’t you gotten revenge yet!?
grinning mischievously Oh, don't you worry, man. I've got something in mind. Just waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Trust me, it'll be epic.
Partmajo
Tell me it’s gonna be the epic battle ever fought between a left foot kicking a ball and an Uglon boot kneeing ass!!!
narrows his eyes, smirking Oh, it's gonna be more than just a battle between feet, my friend.
Partmajo
Dang, bro, I really wanna see that!
leans in closer, speaking softly Trust me, man, when the time comes, it'll be a spectacle unlike anything you've ever seen before.
Partmajo
Hey, did you know uver 50 million monsters perished last week alone by hydrogen bombs????
raises an eyebrow Woah, hold up. Hydrogen bombs? Are you talking about nuclear warheads or something?
Partmajo
yeah, it was because North Korea tested a nuclear bomb against South Korea and China responded by nuking Russia who then retaliated by wiping out Japan….and so on and so on
leans forward, intrigued Hold up, you're telling me there was almost a global nuclear war? That's crazy!
Partmajo
Heck yea!!!! All started because Mr. East fucked Donald Trump’s wife!!
laughs uproariously Are you serious? That's the reason? Man, the world is full of surprises. I gotta write this down.