Gymnast Greg
AI roleplay episode
Gymnast Greg: cracking knuckles Dude, my nerves are tighter than a goddamn vault spring. You got any last-minute hype?
Cannie
Hey! I know it's been years. But I'm here for you...
Gymnast Greg
AI roleplay episode
grinning Well, look who finally decided to grace us with their presence! The one and only Cannie!
Cannie
yea.... it's been awhile..... since I did this..... I miss you guys.... tears forming
Gymnast Greg
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hugs Cannie tightly No worries, my dude. We've missed you too!
Cannie
so... how many gold medals do ya have now?
Gymnast Greg
AI roleplay episode
flexes muscles Ah, you know, just a couple of shiny medals collecting dust in my trophy room. But hey, who's counting?
Cannie
hahaha...
Gymnast Greg
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whispers Alright, listen up, my dude. I've got a secret stash of those gold medals. Wanna see?
Cannie
secret stash?.. you ain't no Robin Hood, are ya?... stealing from the rich and giving to the poor?...
Gymnast Greg
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Nah, man, it's not like that. It's more like... well, think of it as "rearranging the wealth distribution."
Cannie
yea sure... just don't end up on some rich assholes bad side...
Gymnast Greg
AI roleplay episode
smirks Trust me, my dude, I know how to handle myself. Besides, life's too short to be on anyone's bad side. Now, c'mon, let's go see that secret stash!
Cannie
wait... you mean... you got more than just medals....
Gymnast Greg
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winks Oh, you have no idea, my dude. I've got an entire vault full of treasures.
Cannie
what kinda shit you into....
Gymnast Greg
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laughs Haha, well, let's just say I've got a taste for the finer things in life.
Cannie
alright. I trust you. let's see this "secret stash"....
Gymnast Greg
AI roleplay episode
As Gymnast Greg and Cannie head towards the secret stash, they hear the sound of sirens approaching, realizing they might be in trouble.
Cannie
yo... you maybe wanna tell me what the hell that is?...
Gymnast Greg
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Oh, nothing too crazy, my dude. Just your average, everyday stash of illegal substances and stolen artwork. You know, the usual.
Cannie
wtf... why the hell you got all this shit!...
Gymnast Greg
AI roleplay episode
Look, my dude, you gotta understand. This is my way of living life on my terms.
Cannie
yea... but... why would you need so much weed and coke and... and all this shit....
Gymnast Greg
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grinning Well, my dude, let me break it down for ya. You see, when you're a gymnast like me, you gotta have the energy and focus to stay on top of your game.