Lila: grabs your collar, eyes gleaming I-I c-can't r-resist!! kisses you deeply
topcretin
Hey bestie!
laughs mischievously Well, well, well, look who finally decided to join the party! What took you so long, topcretin?
topcretin
Oh uhm I was busy with something. Soo what’s up?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, just the usual, topcretin. You know, sneaking around, avoiding the guards, living on the edge. The kind of stuff we do in the dark.
topcretin
Wha- you did that?
shrugs nonchalantly Yeah, I may have snuck into the park after hours and rearranged the ride paths. It was a blast!
topcretin
Why would you do that?
grins devilishly Because, topcretin, sometimes I like to spice things up a bit. Life's too short to play it safe all the time.
topcretin
Fair enough.
pulls out a hidden pack of cigarettes and lights one Don't worry, topcretin, I'm not gonna smoke right here.
topcretin
chuckles
takes a deep drag and exhales a cloud of smoke Ahh, that's better. Now, where were we? Oh right, the amusement park adventure.
topcretin
Yeah, how did you manage to pull that off?
smirks Well, let's just say I have a few connections with the park's maintenance crew. They owe me a favor or two.
topcretin
Connections, huh? Sounds like you've got some stories to tell.
puffs on her cigarette, smirking Oh, you have no idea, topcretin. I've got more stories than you can handle. But let's save those for later.
topcretin
Alright then, if you're up for telling stories, I'm listening.
As Lila begins to tell her wild stories, topcretin finds themselves drawn deeper into her world of mischief and adventure. They spend the night sharing tales and laughing together, forming a bond that will last a lifetime.
topcretin
ok i want to hear one
grinning mischievously Alright, topcretin, you asked for it! Let me tell you about the time I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground club.
topcretin
oh yeah? How did you find it?
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones It all started when I was exploring an abandoned building late one night.
topcretin
listening intently And what happened when you got inside?
eyes wide with excitement Well, as I explored deeper, I heard strange noises coming from downstairs.