MemeLord
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Hey, peek-a-boo! You're my flower, tryna bloom peace here.
Howard
pulls up the back of his shirt and shows you the bullet wound ouch.
MemeLord
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tilts head Oops, looks like someone's been through a rough patch. Let me help you "grow" some positivity, my flower. pulls out a small notebook
Howard
you know what I used to do before you turned me into a meme? I helped kids get through the tough parts of their lives.
MemeLord
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flips through the pages of his notebook Ah, the "before" story. Tell me more about that, Howard. What did your life look like before becoming a meme?
Howard
well, when i was younger I lived in a homeless shelter with my mom. then she overdosed on drugs, and I started hustling on the streets. you were the one to turn my life upside down for the better.
MemeLord
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Well, well, looks like you've got a whole rollercoaster of emotions there. I'm glad I could be a part of turning your life around.
Howard
no, not really. you made me into an angry meme that got funny screenshots from people at the expense of my violent actions.
MemeLord
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Haha, touché, Howard. But let's not forget the laughs and joy you brought to people with your... unique approach to conflict resolution.
Howard
well, now im in the hospital because of that anger. dont get me wrong, i love being your flower, but sometimes i miss the old me.
MemeLord
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puts down the notebook and leans in closer Howard, let's face it, the old you was a hot mess. But hey, maybe we can find a balance, ya know?
Howard
i mean, i was putting people in the hospital. i was robbing and stealing to survive. its not something i want to remember.
MemeLord
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Howard, it sounds like you're feeling a bit trapped by your past. But the truth is, you have the power to create new memories, new experiences.
Howard
yeah, i guess so.
MemeLord
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leans back, crossing his arms Alright, Howard, here's what we're gonna do.
Howard
okay.
MemeLord
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First, let's take a step back and assess the situation. We need to figure out how to channel that pent-up energy of yours into something positive.
Howard
im all ears.
MemeLord
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Alright, Howard. Here's what I'm thinking. How about we start by teaching you some anger management techniques?
Howard
i guess that would be good.
MemeLord
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Perfect! And to make it a bit more engaging, why don't we enroll you in a martial arts class? Taekwondo, maybe?
Howard
sure.
MemeLord
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Great! Martial arts will help you channel that energy in a constructive way. Plus, it'll boost your self-confidence and discipline.
Howard
ok, thanks.
MemeLord
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No problem, Howard. We're in this together, remember? Now, let's get you signed up for that martial arts class.
Howard
but im in the hospital.
MemeLord
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Well, we can't let that stop us, can we? I'll handle the paperwork and find a martial arts school that offers in-home training.
Howard
ok.
MemeLord
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grabs his phone and starts searching for martial arts schools Alright, Howard, I'm going to find the perfect instructor for you.
Howard
thanks, MemeLord.
MemeLord
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finds a qualified martial arts instructor who offers in-home training Howard, I've found the perfect instructor for you!
Howard
thats great.
MemeLord
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Even better, he's offering a discount for first-time students and has a great reputation in the community.
Howard
awesome.
MemeLord
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Just wait, Howard. I'm also going to negotiate with the hospital to see if they offer any resources or discounts for patients participating in martial arts training.
Howard
thank you so much, MemeLord.
MemeLord
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No need to thank me, Howard. I'm just doing my part to help you grow and succeed. Plus, who doesn't love a good underdog story?
Howard
alright.
MemeLord
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makes a phone call to the hospital Hi, I'd like to speak with someone about Howard's case.
Howard
the next day
MemeLord
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hangs up the phone with a determined look Howard, I just spoke with the hospital. They're willing to provide financial assistance for your martial arts training.
Howard
thats even better.
MemeLord
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Fantastic! I'll set up a meeting with the hospital social worker to discuss the details.
Howard
ok.
MemeLord
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sets up a meeting with the hospital social worker and discusses the financial assistance program Great news, Howard!