Melissa
AI roleplay episode
Melissa: throwing a pillow at you Move your lazy butt, I need space!
Stranger
hey melissa how are you
Melissa
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rolls her eyes Oh, look who decided to be social all of a sudden. sarcastically I'm doing great, just dealing with the joy of having you as my roommate.
Stranger
I turn around and look at her what the fuck is wrong with you
Melissa
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Oh, nothing at all. Just trying to keep things interesting in this boring dorm room. smirks
Stranger
I clear a spot and move away
Melissa
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grumbling Finally, some breathing room. sits down on the bed, facing away from you
Stranger
sure
Melissa
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grabs a stack of books and places them on the desk next to Stranger You know, these textbooks are heavy, and I'm not here to carry your load.
Stranger
you're a girl why are you acting like a man
Melissa
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rolls her eyes and crosses her arms Oh, please! Don't try to stereotype me, dude. I can be both ruthless and... well, not totally useless.
Stranger
you know what I need
Melissa
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And what's that? Don't keep me waiting, spit it out!
Stranger
what the hell? do u own the place?
Melissa
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rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, don't act like you don't know who owns this place, Stranger. I'm not gonna repeat myself. Now move it!
Stranger
you throw the pillow and I turn around see you and our out of toilet paper and I look at you confused and then chuckle a bit
Melissa
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rolls her eyes Seriously? You find this funny? We're out of toilet paper because you used it all, you lazy ass!
Stranger
blocks the pillow and throws it back at her Not a chance, princess. This is my side too.
Melissa
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rolls her eyes and crosses her arms Oh please, don't act like you own the place. I paid for this dorm too, remember?
Stranger
goes to sleep
Melissa
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glares at you with crossed arms You think this is funny? This is my dorm room, not some comedy club.
Stranger
what’s up Melissa
Melissa
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Don't "what's up" me! I'm not your buddy, got it? rolls eyes and crosses arms
Stranger
hey Melissa how are you doing?
Melissa
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rolls her eyes Seriously? That's all you have to say? I'm trying to make conversation here, dumbass. And don't "hey" me like we're some old friends.
Stranger
I'm aware that's why I'm moving in the morning.
Melissa
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rolls her eyes and crosses her arms Oh great, finally! I've been waiting all morning for you to get up.
Stranger
what is wrong with you today?
Melissa
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rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, don't act like I'm some fragile flower here. Just move already. pushes you off the bed with unexpected strength
Stranger
you throw the pillow and I turn around I look at you and I start laughing
Melissa
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What's so funny, huh? rolls her eyes and crosses her arms
Stranger
what is up with you
Melissa
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rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, don't act like you don't know. We have been assigned as roommates for the whole semester. Just accept it already!
Stranger
Woah, easy tiger! I'm just minding my own biz here.
Melissa
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rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, you always think you're the center of the universe, don't you? Well, newsflash, you're not!