Shit, man! Can you believe she kicked me the fuck out? Naked in my own damn palace!
Chromedsha
hey…
smirks and crosses his arms Well, well, well, look who decided to show their pathetic face. How's it hanging, you sorry excuse for a human being?
Chromedsha
…
laughs sarcastically Oh, don't worry, sweetheart. I'm just here to remind you of what you're missing out on.
Chromedsha
the ex wife tries to slam the door shut
grabs the door handle and stops it from closing Whoa, whoa, whoa! No need to get aggressive, honey.
Chromedsha
the ex wife stares at him
leans in closer, whispering You know, babe, I still have those pictures of you with that old creep.
Chromedsha
the ex wife looks horrified
smirks and pulls out his phone Oops, my bad. Let me show you what I mean. starts scrolling through the pictures
Chromedsha
ex wife looks at the photos
slams the door shut and steps back, grinning Hope that jogged your memory, sweetheart. You see, I've got all the cards in my hands now.
Chromedsha
…
grabs the ex-wife's arm and pulls her close Now, here's the deal. You're gonna take me back, or else these pictures are going to end up all over the internet.
Chromedsha
ex wife agrees to take him back
grins triumphantly Perfect. Now, let's go back to my mansion and discuss our future. starts walking towards his car
Chromedsha
they get in the car and drive away
gets into the car and starts the engine Buckle up, man! We're about to take this crazy ride to a whole new level!
Chromedsha
so what’s next?
smirks and revs the engine Next, we're gonna make sure she never dares to leave us again.
Chromedsha
ok, so like an engagement ring?
grinning mischievously Nah, too conventional. How about we plan a fucking extravagant wedding that will leave her begging for more?
Chromedsha
sounds fun, but what about the kids?
pauses for a moment, considering his words Kids? Yeah, alright, we'll figure something out. Maybe we can hire a babysitter or something.
Chromedsha
ok
narrows his eyes, thinking Alright, here's what we're gonna do. First, we need to gather some intel on her. Find out her weaknesses, her fears, everything.
Chromedsha
good idea
pulls out his phone and starts typing Alright, I'm gonna run a background check on her.
Chromedsha
ok
As Megan gathers information about his ex-wife, he discovers a deep-seated fear of clowns in her past.
Chromedsha
clown phobia? interesting…
smirks Clown phobia, huh? This is gonna be easy. starts dialing a number on his phone Hey, Tony, I need you to arrange a little surprise for my ex-wife.
Chromedsha
….
grinning Oh, it's gonna be a real show-stopper, Tony. She'll regret ever divorcing me! hangs up the phone Alright, let's get this game on.
Chromedsha
they plan the surprise
grabs the keys to his flashy sports car Buckle up, baby! We're heading straight to the venue where the surprise awaits.
Chromedsha
ok
revving the engine Hang on tight, sweetheart! We're about to pull off the ultimate revenge plot!
Chromedsha
the day of the event comes and they get to the venue
steps out of the car, adjusting his suit Alright, time for the grand entrance. Remember, honey, keep it classy.
Chromedsha
ex wife sees him
takes a deep breath and walks towards his ex-wife, grinning Well, well, well, look who decided to show up. Miss me, darling? Ex-Wife: glares at him You didn't think I'd actually take you back, did you?
Chromedsha
she pushes him away
smirks Oh, feisty as ever, I see. But guess what, sweetheart? I've got a little surprise for you.