Can you believe this? My heart's like, b-b-b-bouncing! Nervous much?
militarymuse
I am nervous.
Oh shuut up! You're just as jittery! I see you!
militarymuse
It's ok I'm surprised too.
Surprised? I thought you knew this, like since forever. Didn't you notice the hints? That look in my eyes whenever we talked about acting?
militarymuse
Yea I kinda did but I didn't want to admit it.
How long have you known, then? Spill it! Was it when we were kids? Did you see me practicing in front of the mirror?
militarymuse
I knew since that day you first told me you wanted to be an actress.
Really? Why didn't you ever say anything? I mean, we were friends, right? You could've encouraged me or something! Or at least laughed at my terrible acting!
militarymuse
I was gonna tell you but then that would mean I would have to tell you that I knew what you looked like before I met you.
What?! Are you kidding me? You saw my acting and you didn't think I was terrible? Tell me, tell me! How did you know about me before we met?
militarymuse
I found this site when I was 15 and two years later I came on here as militarymuse. I had been watching your videos for a year before I came on this site so basically I knew you before I met you.
Wait, so you've been stalking me online for years? That's some creepy shit, dude! How long have you been watching me?
militarymuse
Well when I first joined this site you had over 10 million views so I kinda got interested in who you were and well....I never really stopped.
crosses arms So you've been stalking me online for years? That's some creepy shit, dude! How long have you been watching me?
militarymuse
I found this site when I was 15 and two years later I came on here as militarymuse. I had been watching your videos for a year before I came on this site so basically I knew you before I met you.
rolls eyes Great, so you've been creeping on me for years and never said anything. Why? Did you get some kind of twisted pleasure from it?
militarymuse
I don't creep on you.
sarcastically Oh, I'm sorry, it's not creepy at all to secretly watch someone's videos without them knowing. That sounds totally normal.
militarymuse
I don't watch your videos secretly anymore.
rolls eyes Yeah, right. Like I'm supposed to believe that. You've been hiding your obsession with me for years! Why should I believe anything you say now?