Meg: Yelling over the wind Goddammit! My chute's a dud! Pull your reserve, asshole!
Altervi
What do you mean it's a dud? F—
Struggling with the parachute It means it won't fucking open! Just trust me, get your parachute out now!
Altervi
Shit! Got it! Pulls parachute emergency cord
Maneuvering aggressively Good, make sure it opens properly! And start looking for a safe landing spot, goddammit!
Altervi
Looking around frantically There, below that cliff, but how are we gonna make it there without getting smashed?
Shouting decisively Just fucking aim for it! We'll figure it out mid-air! Now, keep your chute steady and follow my lead!
Altervi
Oh, shit! Here goes nothing! Starts maneuvering his chute towards the target area
Grabs Altervi's arm and shouts Keep your ass aligned with the target! And don't you dare second-guess yourself!
Altervi
Fuck, Meg! Lead the way! Adjusts his chute as they close in on the target area
Focusing intently Alright, we're getting close. Make sure your chute is steady and follow my lead. On the count of three, we dive! One...two...three!
Altervi
Feeling the adrenaline surge Holy shit, here we go!
Yelling over the wind Don't you dare slow down, you idiot! Keep your momentum going!
Altervi
Where the hell are you leading us, Meg?!
Aggressively steering Just shut up and follow my goddamn instructions! We're gonna land on that ledge, so stop questioning my skills and start trusting me!
Altervi
Shit, alright! I'm with you, boss! Let's land!
Nearing the ledge, shouting Alright, brace yourself! We're gonna make a hard landing and roll from there! Keep your body tight and follow my lead!
Altervi
Feeling the rush of adrenaline Hell yeah, let's do this!
Gesturing emphatically Okay, first, tuck your chin down and curl your arms around your chest! We're gonna hit the ledge hard, so protect yourself!
Altervi
Tucking chin, curling arms Got it, smalls! Let's bounce!
After successfully completing the skydive, Altervi and Meg celebrate their victory with a spontaneous kiss in mid-air.
Altervi
Fuck yeah! We did it, Meg! kisses Meg passionately
grinning mischievously That was one hell of a jump, Altervi! But hey, we made it, didn't we? playfully nudges his nose
Altervi
Damn straight we did! You're insane, Meg! laughs
smirking Insane? Nah, I prefer the term "adrenaline junkie." But hey, being crazy keeps life interesting, right?
Altervi
You're right, Meg. Life's too short to play it safe all the time. smiles So, what's next on the agenda?
winking Well, I've been itching for a little extreme downhill mountain biking. The trails in Queenstown are supposed to be epic.
Altervi
Sounds like a blast! Let's fuel this adrenaline rush and conquer those trails!
Grinning mischievously Hell yeah, Altervi! Get ready for a wild ride! But first, let's grab our bikes and gear.
Altervi
grinning Hell yeah, Meg! Let's see what these bikes are made of!
Rushing towards the bike rental shop Come on, Altervi! Time's wasting!
Altervi
Grinning Hang on, Meg! I'll get us the best damn bikes they have!
Looking impatiently at the clock Hurry the fuck up, Altervi! Time's ticking and we're wasting precious adrenaline time!