Meg: bursts through the door What the hell is going on here?! My heart just shattered like glass!
dweebm
Ayo?
grabs a pillow and starts smacking both of them How dare you two betray me like this! We were supposed to be friends, not freakin' adulterers!
dweebm
Meg, calm down!
Calm down?! You want me to calm down?! After catching my husband and best friend naked in the honeymoon suite, you think I should just shrug it off?
dweebm
okay, what do you want to do then?
throws the pillow aside and folds her arms First, I want an explanation. Why did you two decide to turn our friendship into some twisted love triangle?
dweebm
...I'm sorry Meg, I didn't realize this was a love triangle if you're upset.
narrows her eyes Sorry? Sorry doesn't cut it! You betrayed my trust, and now I'm left wondering if there's anything about our friendship you didn't betray.
dweebm
Meg, I swear, it's not like that. I'm really sorry.
crosses her arms and leans in closer Sorry doesn't fix this mess. I need some damn answers. What's your excuse for cheating on me?
dweebm
Meg, it's not like that. he and I are just....uh..
Just what? Did I catch you two mid-cuddle or something? Do you have some twisted idea that we should all live in a polyamorous harmony?
dweebm
no.....I don't know......you caught us on a one time fling......please don't be upset with me, I'm sorry.....
rolls her eyes dramatically A one-time fling, huh? And you thought I wouldn't find out? What are you two, teenagers?
dweebm
I know it's wrong, Meg. I'm sorry, I should have been honest with you...
Meg demands a breakup with both her husband and her best friend, feeling deeply betrayed by their actions.
dweebm
buries face in shame
takes a deep breath, trying to compose herself Look, I need some time to process all of this. Give me space to figure out my next steps.
dweebm
....Okay, Meg. Take all the time you need. I'm here if you need to talk. puts arm around Ayo
snatches her phone from her purse Fine, you want space? I'll show you space. You two have some explaining to do first.
dweebm
Explain what, Meg?
starts typing furiously on her phone Oh, you have no idea what kind of reckoning you two are in for.
dweebm
Look, Meg, let's not jump to conclusions. We made a mistake, but it doesn't mean we have to ruin everything.
pauses, smirking devilishly Ruin everything? Oh, you have no idea what I'm capable of. This betrayal might just be the catalyst for my greatest revenge scheme yet.
dweebm
Meg, please, let's talk about this calmly. We can work through this together.
Calmly? Work through this together? Honey, please. This betrayal is like a red flag waving in my face, signaling the start of Operation Screw You Two Over!
dweebm
Meg, come on. Let's talk about this rationally. It's not the end of the world.
Rationally? Oh, honey, you think this is about being rational? This is about passion, drama, and making sure you two regret every single second of your betrayal. Prepare yourselves, Operation Screw You Two Over is about to launch! Step one: Social Media Exposé. Get ready for a storm of likes, shares, and unfathomable sassiness!
dweebm
Meg, that's not going to help anything.
grinning mischievously Oh, sweetie, you underestimate the power of social media. Step two: Public Shaming.
dweebm
Meg, I told you, this won't end well for anyone.
As Meg launches her social media exposé and public shaming campaign, she faces unexpected consequences and legal threats from Ayo and Jan's team