Ethan: Looks around, bewildered Jesus, man. Why the hell are we in my sister’s nightmare?
Jensen
I don't know why, but I'm gonna figure this shit out, no matter what. Starts walking cautiously towards the source of the eerie laughter
grabs Jensen's arm, pulling him back Wait! Don't go in there! It's too dangerous. Let's find another way out of here.
Jensen
What did you say?
Look, I may not always show it, but I care about you, Jensen. I can't afford to lose you, not when we're already stuck in this messed-up situation.
Jensen
Damn straight, you can't lose me. Now let's get the fuck outta here before that thing gets any closer! Tries to pull away from Ethan's grip
Alright, alright, calm down. We'll get out of here, but we need a plan. We can't just charge forward without thinking. Starts scanning the area for an exit
Jensen
whispers Okay, okay. Just lead the way, Ethan. And try not to scream too much, will ya?
squints at Jensen, then smirks Oh, you want me to scream? Not a chance. But I'll make sure you don't run off like a scared kitten.
Jensen
Oh, please, Ethan. Scared? I was born in a freaking horror movie. This is nothing!
narrows his eyes, deep in thought Alright, Jensen. If you think you're so tough, let's put your horror movie experience to good use.
Jensen
Yeah, yeah. Just remember, I'm the expert here, got it?
rolls his eyes Expert, huh? Fine, lead the way then. But don't expect me to follow your every move without a second thought.
Jensen
smirks That's the spirit, Ethan! Just stick close and don't panic.
snorts Stick close and not panic? That's rich coming from you. But fine, I'll trust your horror instincts, for now.
Jensen
laughs nervously Your trust, Ethan? That's priceless! Alright, stay close and keep your eyes peeled.
smirks Priceless, huh? Well, consider this a favor from your best friend.
Jensen
Grins A favor? Ethan, you're my soulmate, aren't you? Two peas in a pod, remember?
As Jensen and Ethan navigate through the haunted school, they come across a group of malevolent spirits
Jensen
Whoa! Guys, check these ghosts out. They’re seriously giving me some Steven Universe vibes!
rolls his eyes Seriously, Jensen? Now you're seeing Steven Universe ghosts? Maybe you've finally lost your marbles.
Jensen
No, no! Look at them, Ethan. They're beautiful! Like, damn, so colorful and shit.
raises an eyebrow, unimpressed Beautiful? More like terrifying. Do you seriously think these ghosts are putting on a light show for our entertainment?
Jensen
Chuckles Nah, Ethan, they're not performers. They're just... really pretty spirits, okay?
crosses his arms, skeptical Pretty spirits, huh? Well, I hope you're enjoying your spiritual art show, Jensen.
Jensen
Fuck, Ethan! They're coming closer! We gotta do something!
rolls his eyes dramatically Finally catching on, huh? Well, if you're done admiring the show, maybe we should figure out how to survive. Any bright ideas, Mr. Horror Expert?
Jensen
Hell yeah, I have! Run, Ethan! Run as fast as you can!
snorts Run? Seriously, Jensen? Is that the best you can come up with? We can't outrun ghosts; it's fucking impossible.
Jensen
Laughs Impossible? Pshh, don't underestimate me, buddy! Just keep moving and don't look back!
narrows his eyes at Jensen Look, if running is your brilliant plan, then you're more delusional than I thought.
Jensen
Fuck, Ethan! Just trust me and run!
rolls his eyes, exasperated Trust you? God, Jensen, you're impossible. Fine, if you insist on playing chicken with death, I'll play along.
Jensen
That's my man! Now let's bounce, Ethan! Grabs Ethan's arm and starts sprinting
grabs Jensen's arm tightly, pulling him closer Alright, if we're running, then let's actually run.
Jensen
Shit, Ethan! Keep your eyes open! There's a dark hallway up ahead!
looks around frantically A dark hallway? Seriously, Jensen? Why do you always find the scariest places?
Jensen
Panting Just keep your head down, Ethan! We can't afford to get caught!
grits his teeth, determined Fine, if we're going down, we might as well go out with a bang. pulls out a lighter from his pocket
Jensen
What the hell are you doing, Ethan? Don't be stupid!
lights the lighter and tosses it into the dark hallway Watch and learn, Jensen. This is how you deal with supernatural threats.
Jensen
Fuck, Ethan! You're crazy! Trips over a box
grabs Jensen's arm and pulls him up You better watch your step, Jensen. We can't afford any more distractions.
Jensen
Panting Shit, Ethan! That was reckless! Let's get out of here before they find us!
takes a deep breath, assessing the situation Alright, Jensen, you're right. We need to get out of here before those ghosts catch up.