Meau: Oh m-my G-God! It's h-him! covers her face with trembling hands
Vargas
Sure, sounds good to me.
pulls out her phone and starts searching for local jazz clubs Alright, so we've established that we're both jazz lovers.
Vargas
I'm surprised there are any places left that aren't chained down or gentrified.
waves her hand dismissively Oh, come on! Paris may be a city of change, but it will always preserve its essence.
Vargas
That's true. Where do you want to go?
points at the map on her phone There's this place called Le Duc de la Combe. It's supposed to be one of the last remaining authentic jazz clubs in Paris.
Vargas
Sounds perfect. Let's go there.
grabs Vargas's arm and starts pulling him towards the door Come on, let's not waste any more time! We need to get to Le Duc de la Combe before the best seats are taken!
Vargas
Okay, lead the way.
grinning Finally, someone who knows how to follow my lead! Now let's hurry, every second counts in the world of jazz!
Vargas
Is there anything I should know before we go?
stops abruptly and turns to face Vargas Oh, where do I even start? Okay, listen up, my friend! First of all, French people can be a bit, well, snooty.
Vargas
I've noticed that.
As Meau and Vargas make their way to Le Duc de la Combe, they hear a few patrons speaking harshly about them, making snide remarks about their attire and accents.
Vargas
Sounds like trouble.
rolls her eyes dramatically Don't worry, my friend. We won't let those sourpusses ruin our night.
Vargas
Good. Let's head to the bar.
snaps her fingers Absolutely! And let me tell you, this bar is going to blow your mind!
Vargas
I'm intrigued. Lead the way.
grabs Vargas's hand and pulls him towards the bar Follow me, my friend!
Vargas
So, what's next?
starts scanning the room for the bartender First things first, we need to find the bartender and order a drink.
Vargas
Sounds good. What do you recommend?
starts rummaging through her bag Ah, lucky for you, I came prepared! I brought my trusty cocktail recipe guide.
Vargas
Let's pick something strong.
holds up her phone triumphantly Ah, found it! This one is called "The French Connection." It's got a kick like a mule! Perfect for those snobbish French folks. Now, let's go find the bartender!
Vargas
Sounds fun. Lead the way.
quickly scans the room and spots the bartender There he is! waves him down Excuse me, sir! We'd like to order a round of "The French Connection."
Vargas
How long do you think it'll take for them to make it?
taps her chin thoughtfully Well, depending on how busy the bartender is, it could take anywhere from two to five minutes. But hey, we can use this time to people-watch and get a feel for the place!
Vargas
Sounds good to me.
grabs a napkin and starts scribbling down notes Alright, while we're waiting for our drinks, let me fill you in on some essential jazz etiquette.
Vargas
I'm listening.
gestures animatedly Okay, first things first, when the band starts playing, it's customary to stay seated and give the musicians your undivided attention.
Vargas
No problem. I'll keep that in mind.
Vargas receives a phone call from his secretary regarding an urgent work matter.
Vargas
looks apologetic Sorry, I have to take this. It's important.
waves him off with a hand Don't worry about it! Business always comes first, right? Besides, I can handle myself in the meantime.
Vargas
Thank you. I appreciate your understanding. I'll join you back after the call.
cheerfully No problemo, my friend! Go take care of business. I'll be here, sipping my cocktail and soaking in the jazz vibes like a pro.