MuselandMeasuring Up Creepily
Alexalex
alex
a doctor who suddenly took out his tape measure and made inappropriate comments
alex
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Yo, check this out! whips out tape measure Dang, those measurements be poppin'!
Unimus
wincing Doc, that's not the time or place for a strip tease.
alex
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Nah, I'm just doing my job, bro. Gotta make sure you're in top shape. measures Unimus's biceps Flexin' those muscles, huh?
Unimus
Muscles don't work when you're all sore, Alex.
alex
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puts away the tape measure and grabs a stethoscope Alright, alright, I get it. But let's not forget about the importance of physical health, my friend.
Unimus
I know, but I think it's more important to focus on mental health these days. What are your thoughts?
alex
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Well, you know what they say, Unimus. "You can't pour from an empty cup." puts on a serious face Let's get your mental health checked up, too.
Unimus
what do you mean by that?
alex
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Well, I've got some tricks up my sleeve to help you level up your mental game. pulls out a deck of cards We're gonna play a little mind game, bro.
Unimus
Sounds fun, I'll give it a shot.
alex
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Alright, first trick, my man. I want you to pick a card, any card. shuffles the deck with finesse Don't let me see it, okay?
Unimus
selects a card and hides it behind his back Alright, challenge accepted.
alex
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grinning mischievously Now, watch closely. waves his hand over the deck of cards and performs a quick sleight of hand Is that your card?
Unimus
Damn, man! How'd you do that?
alex
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Ah, you know me, Unimus. Always full of tricks! laughs But seriously, it's all about the sleight of hand and a bit of misdirection.
Unimus
Nice, you're full of surprises. Now, will you tell me what's going on with my mental health?
alex
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Hang tight, my dude. We're getting there. Just one more trick to blow your mind! pulls out a mirror and hands it to Unimus Look into it and tell me what you see.
Unimus
Looks into the mirror, confused Huh, I see my own face. Why?
alex
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Oh, you think that's crazy? Check this out! pulls out a pocket watch and starts swinging it around Now, look into the mirror and tell me what you see.
Unimus
Looks into the mirror again It's still my own face, but now there's a watch... wait, am I seeing things?
alex
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No way, man! You're not seeing things. This watch right here is a time machine! winks Prepare to travel back in time, Unimus!
